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OlympiaClimber is way cool

Everybody likes OlympiaClimber

Everybody wants to hang out with him

Anything he wants to do, he does

He turned water into wine

And if he wanted to

He could turn wheat into marijuana

Or sugar into cocaine

Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

 

He walks on the water

And swims on the land

He would tell these stories

And people would listen

He is really cool

 

If you were blind or lame

You just went to OlympiaClimber

And he just puts his hands on you

And you are healed

That's so cool!

 

He can play guitar better than Hendrix

He can tell the future

He can bake the most delicious cake in the world

He can score more goals than Wayne Gretzky

He can dance better than Barishnikov

OlympiaClimber is funnier than any comedian you can think of

OlympiaClimber was way cool

 

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood

That's so cool

OlympiaClimber is so cool

But then some people got jealous of how cool he was

So they killed him

But then he rose from the dead

He rose from the dead, danced around

Then went up to heaven

I mean, that's so cool

OlympiaClimber is way cool

 

No wonder there are so many CascadeClimbers

 

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It was just pointed out that it is an unaliable fact that I am cool. Go ahead and try to knock me off this pedestal. You know I deserve it. Cut me down to size.

I think you might mean inalienable. If it were unalienable it couldn't be reputed. confused.gif

Unaliable = without alias. Unlike, say Dru/GSpotter or iain/imorris/cobra commander

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