AlpineK Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 This Saturday 3/11/06 I'm having a party at my house. I'd hate for ya'll to have nothing to do the night inbetween Layton's show and Sausagefest. I plan on getting a keg of something good. I'll be tapping it after 7 PM If I haven't already sent you a PM send me one and I'll get you directions. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Will I really need to wear a paper bag over my head in order to attend? Quote
G-spotter Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 youve heard of the "kitchen party", well this one will have the "crawlspace party". bring a ballgag. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 8, 2006 Author Posted March 8, 2006 Will I really need to wear a paper bag over my head in order to attend? Come on that's the door prize. Quote
tomtom Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Will I really need to wear a paper bag over my head in order to attend? No, plastic. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 what sort of refreshments will be served? black tie or business casual? Quote
DirtyHarry Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 I'll be tapping it after 7 PM Who will you be tapping? Quote
olyclimber Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Dirty Harry, you will not have the same excuse as what you have for the Sausagefest. I expect you to be there....I recommend paper over plastic. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Perhaps. But I'm definitly going to some big sex show on Friday put on by some guy named Michael Layton. Apparently he's got camels, midgets, hermaphrodites - the whole lot. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Be sure to wear your helmet to that one..and have your name tag on the front so they can identify the body. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 8, 2006 Author Posted March 8, 2006 what sort of refreshments will be served? black tie or business casual? I just reserved a keg of Maritime IPA. Oly I can't believe I have to explain this to you Formal wear of course. Despite all the concrete and heavy machinery in front this is a swank place. On the other hand all you need to wear is something that will go with a paper bag. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 a paper bag is a fashionable outfit by itself. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Will this event be pushup contest free? I'm not ready. Quote
Dechristo Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 If you wear a large enough bag, you can claim to perform as many pushups as you like. Of course, you'll need to practice an alternate voice to convince of a third party observer in there with you. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 Will this event be pushup contest free? I'm not ready. Don't worry you won't be expected to do pushups. I do plan on a couple different contests. Back in grade school we used to play this one game called, "Smear the Queer," (I know it's not a politically correct name for a game ) All I need to do is find one sucker at the party; not that you wearing the paper bag on your head would single you out...no sir. Quote
olyclimber Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 screw that! I challenge all of you dumbasses to the Slap Game! Quote
Dechristo Posted March 10, 2006 Posted March 10, 2006 Yeah, some poor dude inevitably ends up hitting himself in the nuts trying to avoid a hit. Quote
Raindawg Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 Should I wear gaitors and bring a Jansport pack full of Buckhorn? Can I bring my ugly girlfriend? Do you got one of them wire things you put near the door to get the mud off of the cowboy boots? Can we pee in the backyard if we feels the need to do so? Will there be cool people there? Or just a bunch of run-of-the mill A-pipes like me? Will there be food that I like? Is there a bus stop near your house? thanks a bunch. By the way, here's a picture of my ugly girlfriend. She flirts alot but stay away if you know what's good for you. - just askin' Quote
olyclimber Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 you and your girlfriend can share a paperbag. it will be cute. Quote
crazyjizzy Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 Should I wear gaitors and bring a Jansport pack full of Buckhorn? Yes, especially if you're Lou. Can I bring my ugly girlfriend? Yes, but expect her to be someone elses's girlfriend by the end of the evening Do you got one of them wire things you put near the door to get the mud off of the cowboy boots? Kurt likes a dirty floor. Can we pee in the backyard if we feels the need to do so? Kurt does not have a toilet. Please feel free to shit in his back yard. Will there be cool people there? Or just a bunch of run-of-the mill A-pipes like me? Well, I won't be there. I don't think rat, cap, Ray Borbon, Mike Adamson, or TFM will be there. You may get to rub shoulders with the "Real JZ" though. Will there be food that I like? Don't know Is there a bus stop near your house? Ask Gary Yvenge or Dave Shuldt. Quote
dalius Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 Will guests be able to play with chainsaws and the wood-chipper? Quote
olyclimber Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 depends on who shows up whether those party favors will be broken out Quote
AlpineK Posted March 11, 2006 Author Posted March 11, 2006 Will guests be able to play with chainsaws and the wood-chipper? Only after the manditory keg stand. Quote
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