Johnny_Tuff Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Yes, yes, it's coming, and I'm getting psyched to pull tough on the tuff! What're your Spring season sending goals, friends? Or rapidly-slushifying alpenpiles that you'll be groveling up, whatever. Mmmmm, smell the sage and juniper and chalk dust! Quote
Dru Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 johnny tuff, you sound suspiciously like dr. flash amazing. record breaking cold this weekend! Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted February 21, 2006 Author Posted February 21, 2006 Me and the guy you know as "DFA" go a good ways back, due to reasonably mutual tastes in climbing, music, and politics. He suggested I check the place out, although he was right about the alpine slant, but fuck it. Just psyched to climb. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 This is clealry horse shit. DFA is certainly the only AC/DC fan in Oregon. Quote
EWolfe Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Yes, yes, it's coming, and I'm getting psyched to pull tough on the tuff! What're your Spring season sending goals, friends? Or rapidly-slushifying alpenpiles that you'll be groveling up, whatever. Mmmmm, smell the sage and juniper and chalk dust! STFU, N00b. Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted February 22, 2006 Author Posted February 22, 2006 STFU, N00b. Going to be dogging BBQ the Pope into oblivion then, are we? Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted February 22, 2006 Author Posted February 22, 2006 This is clealry horse shit. DFA is certainly the only AC/DC fan in Oregon. Back in black I hit the sack it's been too long I'm glad to be back Hmm...spicy! Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Nice to see you finally show up, JT! Springtime, indeed. Word from the AmazingCo, Inc. Atmospheric Conditions Reporting Bureau is that temps are slowly increasing and stabilizing over the Tuffpile, leading to a diagnosis of impending sickness and increasingly serious project-sieging. There is naturally a spot in the Amazing Family Subaru with your name on it in the coming months. Look out, Aggro Gully; the flailfest is coming! Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted February 23, 2006 Author Posted February 23, 2006 Shit, I thought you had ditched me in this alpine-snob hell. Yo, check your PMs, by the way. Quote
The_Rooster Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Nice to see you finally show up, JT! Springtime, indeed. Word from the AmazingCo, Inc. Atmospheric Conditions Reporting Bureau is that temps are slowly increasing and stabilizing over the Tuffpile, leading to a diagnosis of impending sickness and increasingly serious project-sieging. There is naturally a spot in the Amazing Family Subaru with your name on it in the coming months. Look out, Aggro Gully; the flailfest is coming! Christ. Not even a Rooster could wake up for this. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 There is naturally a spot in the Amazing Family Subaru with your name on it in the coming months. Shit. There must be a waiting list. Where do I sign up. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 There is naturally a spot in the Amazing Family Subaru with your name on it in the coming months. Shit. There must be a waiting list. Where do I sign up. Ah, another latent DFA-lusting closet case, desperately trying to cover up his out-of-control Doctor-fetishizing with a hearty helping of hypocritical hatred. You all fit so neatly into the pattern, it's uncanny! While most of your problem is rooted in no-doubt lifelong feelings of inadequacy, helplessness, and lack of self-confidence, there are steps you can take to alleviate your suffering, and help you live a more normal life. Step 1: Admit your idolatrous fascination with Dr. Flash Amazing. Do not be ashamed; you are but one of many who find DFA's climbing prowess, rapier repartee, classic good looks, and way-honed abs far too much to handle. Relax, and accept the inevitability and okay-ness of these feelings. While they may be strong and confusing, they are not harmful, and may not even mean you are "gay." Step 2: Attempt to increase your own climbing prowess. Much of your insecurity is rooted in the fertile yet poisonous soil of the knowledge that you do not, you cannot send the majestic hard lines that the Doctor does. You must stop tilling this soil with the plow of laziness, pulled by the stubborn donkey of alpinism and tradism. Cash in this barren homestead on a new lifestyle of training, projecting, dogging, and sending. Remember that you do not have to settle for climbing 5.9 and making excuses like "I just like the fresh alpine air; that's why I suck!" Step 3 (AKA "the money step"): Sit-ups, V-ups, crunches, twisters, triples, leg raises...get the picture? Do you think Dr. Flash Amazing got his way-honed abs by lugging a backpack full of ice screws and crampons into some godforsaken cirque of choss-towers and then sitting in a musty tent for two weeks, eating freeze-dried pancake batter and vienna sausages, and waiting for it to stop raining? Friend, the answer is most assuredly "no!" Get thine flabby beer gut off the couch and onto the nearest floor for a brutal session of midsection-toning sufferation. Repeat as necessary until a feeling of pride begins to shine on your formerly glum demeanor like the sun beaming down on the anchors of your proj on a crisp Spring day. Do not delay, lest your fiery, hateful jealousy consume you like DFA's fierce musculature burning 02 on the redpoint. Repent, for the end may be nigh! Quote
The_Rooster Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Hey...wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?....: Ah, another latent DFA-lusting closet case, desperately trying to cover up his out-of-control Doctor-fetishizing with a hearty helping of hypocritical hatred. You all fit so neatly into the pattern, it's uncanny! While most of your problem is rooted in no-doubt lifelong feelings of inadequacy, helplessness, and lack of self-confidence, there are steps you can take to alleviate your suffering, and help you live a more normal life. Step 1: Admit your idolatrous fascination with Dr. Flash Amazing. Do not be ashamed; you are but one of many who find DFA's climbing prowess, rapier repartee, classic good looks, and way-honed abs far too much to handle. Relax, and accept the inevitability and okay-ness of these feelings. While they may be strong and confusing, they are not harmful, and may not even mean you are "gay." Step 2: Attempt to increase your own climbing prowess. Much of your insecurity is rooted in the fertile yet poisonous soil of the knowledge that you do not, you cannot send the majestic hard lines that the Doctor does. You must stop tilling this soil with the plow of laziness, pulled by the stubborn donkey of alpinism and tradism. Cash in this barren homestead on a new lifestyle of training, projecting, dogging, and sending. Remember that you do not have to settle for climbing 5.9 and making excuses like "I just like the fresh alpine air; that's why I suck!" Step 3 (AKA "the money step"): Sit-ups, V-ups, crunches, twisters, triples, leg raises...get the picture? Do you think Dr. Flash Amazing got his way-honed abs by lugging a backpack full of ice screws and crampons into some godforsaken cirque of choss-towers and then sitting in a musty tent for two weeks, eating freeze-dried pancake batter and vienna sausages, and waiting for it to stop raining? Friend, the answer is most assuredly "no!" Get thine flabby beer gut off the couch and onto the nearest floor for a brutal session of midsection-toning sufferation. Repeat as necessary until a feeling of pride begins to shine on your formerly glum demeanor like the sun beaming down on the anchors of your proj on a crisp Spring day. Do not delay, lest your fiery, hateful jealousy consume you like DFA's fierce musculature burning 02 on the redpoint. Repent, for the end may be nigh! Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Way to tax the brain cells with that sly reference to such a towering pillar of modern culture. Enjoy those vienna sausages, then, cocko. Quote
Dru Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 dfa don't forget to log out as dfa before you log in as jonny tuff Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Is this like when half the geniuses on this board thought DFA was Iain? Certainly a shining example of brilliant internet sleuthing. Good work keeping the torch burning in the long-running "I think I known who Dr. Flash Amazing really is" saga. Quote
Dru Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 DFA IS Iain. But DFA is not Cobra Commander. Go figure. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 That Cobra Commander is a mystery wrapped in an enema. Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 There is naturally a spot in the Amazing Family Subaru with your name on it in the coming months. Shit. There must be a waiting list. Where do I sign up. Ah, another latent DFA-lusting closet case, desperately trying to cover up his out-of-control Doctor-fetishizing with a hearty helping of hypocritical hatred. You all fit so neatly into the pattern, it's uncanny! While most of your problem is rooted in no-doubt lifelong feelings of inadequacy, helplessness, and lack of self-confidence, there are steps you can take to alleviate your suffering, and help you live a more normal life. Step 1: Admit your idolatrous fascination with Dr. Flash Amazing. Do not be ashamed; you are but one of many who find DFA's climbing prowess, rapier repartee, classic good looks, and way-honed abs far too much to handle. Relax, and accept the inevitability and okay-ness of these feelings. While they may be strong and confusing, they are not harmful, and may not even mean you are "gay." Step 2: Attempt to increase your own climbing prowess. Much of your insecurity is rooted in the fertile yet poisonous soil of the knowledge that you do not, you cannot send the majestic hard lines that the Doctor does. You must stop tilling this soil with the plow of laziness, pulled by the stubborn donkey of alpinism and tradism. Cash in this barren homestead on a new lifestyle of training, projecting, dogging, and sending. Remember that you do not have to settle for climbing 5.9 and making excuses like "I just like the fresh alpine air; that's why I suck!" Step 3 (AKA "the money step"): Sit-ups, V-ups, crunches, twisters, triples, leg raises...get the picture? Do you think Dr. Flash Amazing got his way-honed abs by lugging a backpack full of ice screws and crampons into some godforsaken cirque of choss-towers and then sitting in a musty tent for two weeks, eating freeze-dried pancake batter and vienna sausages, and waiting for it to stop raining? Friend, the answer is most assuredly "no!" Get thine flabby beer gut off the couch and onto the nearest floor for a brutal session of midsection-toning sufferation. Repeat as necessary until a feeling of pride begins to shine on your formerly glum demeanor like the sun beaming down on the anchors of your proj on a crisp Spring day. Do not delay, lest your fiery, hateful jealousy consume you like DFA's fierce musculature burning 02 on the redpoint. Repent, for the end may be nigh! He's Baaaack! Quote
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