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I find most people take me seriously when I wear rollerskates, especially if I'm also adorned in my full body pink Easter Bunny costume with hood and two foot tall bunny ears.

 

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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Why is Washington so uptight that we have such puritanical liquor laws? Its so inconvenient that you can't buy booze at convenience stores. Ridiculous.

 

If we had laws like Louisiana we could have the drive through liquors stores like they have down there. Nothing like driving home and picking up a Margarita or a Long Island Ice Tea to go. bigdrink.gif

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Ya see I'm a concrete buffalo soldier

I gotta chip it's like boulder in my shoulder

look in my eyes and you can see a red marble

like Nostradamus I'm the promise of tomorrow

traveling the city with my mexican cargo

cotton mouth - I take a dry swallow

to the nearest corner watering hole

the bartender with the deed for my soul

satisfaction no I can't get no

lotsa bad habits that I need to control

recite the psalms but no emancipation

church for food and liquor stores for salvation

some day I'll make

it home to see my father

he saw the man who shot the coal mine's daughter

and if I had a dime for every gamble I risked

I could buy a diamond for the woman I miss ya see

 

I'm just a poor wayfarin' stranger

ya check with me ya checking in with the danger

I'm just a poor wayfarin' stranger

roaming the streets seeking Jesus in a manger

 

Gee ain't it funny - how time slips away I wanna

rewind the tape to see my life replay

I soak up the sun - just as a reminder

that I was born a sick side winder

call me a vagrant, no machine to read your fax

I'll never pledge allegiance to your blood sweat and taxes

don't ever mistake me being docile for contentment

don't ever mistake my anger for resentment

 

it's just the calm before the storm that's why I'm quite

ya always mistaking an upraising for a race riot

you can take my life - but there's no escape

'cause you can't shoot yer way through the pearly gates

so swing low sweet cadillac

coming for to carry me home

swing low pink cadillac

stepping over Jordan I roam

 

--M.Franti

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Approach you and post a minute, arm on my double-R tinted

As you pass bye wink in my eye, freshly scented

What's the haps baby? (Whassup?) Come get with me and perhaps lady

you can help me multiply my stacks baby

Currency seems small I need companionship (hey)

Through with that - scandalous shit, I bet your man ain't shit

So why you hesitatin actin like yo' shit don't stink

Check out my - diamonds bitch everyone gonna blink (bling bling bling)

This be a thug thang, Outlaw nigga with riches

Cream dreamin motherfucker, on a mash for bitches

Check my resume, sippin on Cristal and Alize

Smokin on big weed, keyed the Cali way

Don't like trickin but I'll buy you a fifth

I can't stand no sneaker-wearin nappy head bitch

Let my pedigree, re-breed me, they're so cheap

Puttin bitch-made bustas to sleep with no grief

Mash on my so-called comp, who the man?

While I'm tuggin on yo' main bitch head (C'mere baby, Wessyde!)

Understand this, ain't no nigga like me, fuck Jay-Z

He broke and I smoke daily (come on y'all) baby let's be friends

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