Cheney shoots hunter...really

[lI1|1!]

shoots cheney!

[glacier]

Am I the only one thinking that the reason it took almost 24h to report this is because Dick was drunk, and had to sober up before talking to the police.

 

Of course, the last time a politician took 24 hrs to sober up to make a police report, a woman had taken several hours to die in a submerged car.

 

[foraker]

"people who do the right thing" and "politicans" are mutually exclusive sets.

[cj001f]

Of course, the last time a politician took 24 hrs to sober up to make a police report, a woman had taken several hours to die in a submerged car.

 

Ask Laura Bush about vehicular manslaughter

 

Or W about a DUI?

 

Or Cheney about his 2 DUIs?

[DirtyHarry]

Of course, the last time a politician took 24 hrs to sober up to make a police report, a woman had taken several hours to die in a submerged car.

 

Why you bringin up old shit? That was centuries ago. We've been partyin' !!

[Cobra_Commander]

BRB, I gotta go drop a Rumsfeld.

[Bill_Simpkins]

Education via bumper stickers

 

 

 

And how many DWI's do the Presid

ent and Vice-President have between them Peter?

 

What's funny is Ted Kennedy shot someone in a hunting accident years back.

[EWolfe]

Sure like you never had a drunken hunting trip witout a tag.

 

Shoot! Ppppt-ding! Ya'll know! Brokeback Mountain times! Reminds me of a joke:

 

The wife packs her husbands clothes for him, and kisses him goodbye on his annual hunting trip with his buddy.

"Bye, Sweety! Have fun!"

 

A week later, he comes back, kisses her hello and says:

"You forgot to pack extra underwear for me! I had to wear the same pair all week!"

"I did pack you extra underwear. They're in your gun case."

[Doug]

This would be a fun hunting trip.

[Mal_Con]

Cheney's Got A Gun