TR Watching the game

[crazyjizzy]

 

Well, I went to the Moderators Townhouse to watch the Big Game. It was swell, but I made several observations.

 

Trask is Olyclimber. This banning Trask thing was just a bunch of hype to attract followers. In fact, much of the drama at CC is just hype, a la’ the WWE. Pope, Mattp, and Peter Puget are all the same person. Ascesionist and CC are all owned by the same huge corporation, (Enercom) and are just going after different focus groups. Dwayner wasn’t banned at CC, and he did not leave in a huff at ASC. He is now the morning drive time DJ at a radio station in Hershey Pennsylvania.

 

There were no women there.

 

I thought everyone was staring at my ass.

 

Which they were.

 

When I finally got to the restroom, when it wasn’t filled with couples of Moderators, I speed dialed the Sonics Dance Team. They asked which Moderator Townhouse I was at. Turns out there are two. I bade farewell to Oly/Trask, and went to the other Townhouse. Turns out that this latest Townhouse is the non-gay Moderator Townhouse. The Sonic’s girls were glad to see me, said that they had never actually seen anyone except Off White who was associated with CC at this Townhouse. Weird, huh?

 

 

Off White only visited there to try on different dresses, the gals said he "creeped them out"

 

Oh wait, they said that they had met AlpineK, but he was all snotty, and said something to the effect of “I am an Arborist, I am not interested in trimming any bush here!” Then he drove off in some shitty ass truck, dripping gas and oil.

 

Well, the girls and I had a good time in the big hot tub, watching the game, and eating nachos. Who won?

[olyclimber]

You have a way with fiction. You looked good in "the suit" but please shave your legs next time. Also, you forgot to scrub behind the toilet, so you'll have to spend a little time down in the basement again.

[AlpineK]

you'll have to spend a little time down in the basement again.

 

Bring out the gimp.

[Off_White]

I nominate this for post of the day. Sad to report it looks like I'll never fit a size 4 again.

[catbirdseat]

Trask said he was going to watch the game on a 160 foot long super yacht.

[Dru]

I didn't watch the game but I have to say it's pretty obvious the better team won

[Off_White]

Dru, they're talking about the game with the funny shaped ball, not the game with the round one you kick. I'm pretty sure it's not one of those games that uses a stick.

[chirp]

Made lattes all day and "missed" the big game...too bad, pretty much wished i had a button for the customers that came up and told me the score that said " HI! I dont give a flying fuck!"

[crazyjizzy]

Dru, they're talking about the game with the funny shaped ball, not the game with the round one you kick. I'm pretty sure it's not one of those games that uses a stick.

 

Oh, quit the charade. Why do you bother "talking" to Dru? Both you and I know that "he" really is a CC computer, programed in both google and Wikipedia, meant to spray 24/7. Now with computerized programing, your masters at Enercom do not need humans to pick music on stations like "The Wolf", and "Jack". Soon, after Oly/Trask is done fine tunning, "Dru" will be the greatest non-human DJ on the air-waves.

 

Sincerely

Izzy

[crazyjizzy]

Trask said he was going to watch the game on a 160 foot long super yacht.

 

I believe you are mis-quoting Trask/Oly. What he said, was he was going to watch the game someplace filled with seamen. You assumed it was on a yacht, and you also assumed that Oly/Trask could spell.

[olyclimber]

Mr. Jizzy! Back into the box!

[crazyjizzy]

I'll go back to the box, now you go back to your closet, Trask.

[EWolfe]

Did you change your name from JZ to Jizzy because you are into bukkake?

[Mos_Chillin]

We got Shaun Alexander for another year!!!

[dalius]

Go Sonics!