crazyjizzy Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 On another thread AlpineK said: I'm disgusted by the creeping facisim of some of the moderating crew. Take this test, brown shirter! This will give us the quantitative answers to AlpineK plight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Mr. Jizzy, The results your test give might not sync with the political or philosophical mindset of some of our sprayers. I mean, take a look at the classifications: +less than 2 A whining rotter. +2 to 3 A liberal airhead. +3 to 4.5 Within normal limits; an appropriate score for an American. (The overall average score for groups tested in the original study is listed in the 1950 publication as 3.84, with men averaging somewhat higher and women somewhat lower.) +4.5 to 5.5 You may want to practice doing things with your left hand. +5.5 or higher Have trouble keeping the lint off your black shirts? This seems to paint liberals as "anti-facists", when there are those that think liberals to be the greatist facists. Perhaps you should do some more research and find a poll that is a little fairer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 4, 2006 Author Share Posted February 4, 2006 I neither promote, condone, nor disaprove of this test. I am mearly trying to help out AlpineK. I scored a 2.96, which saddens me. When I am Uberator I plan on being mean spirited, nasty, vindictive, and spiteful. Regarding the ascertion that fascists are actualy leftists and liberals, I had much the same disscussion with GregW at ASC. His arguement was that conservatives believe in smaller government, while a totalitarian state requires a large governmental machine. By that definition, Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini were all extreme liberals. I subscribe to a more conventional political thought, and have difficulty agreeing with GregW's ideas, but I also have trouble dismissing them out of hand. Sincerely Mr Izzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Only small-government conservatives believe in small government. In other words, not GWB. Many militarists, social conservatives, and other right-wingers believe in large government. Can't have censorship without government censors or an army without a Pentagon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 4, 2006 Author Share Posted February 4, 2006 Only small-government conservatives believe in small government. In other words, not GWB. Many militarists, social conservatives, and other right-wingers believe in large government. Can't have censorship without government censors or an army without a Pentagon! Please note: This discussion is for moderators, Uberators, Fascists, Americans, or people with full-fledged drivers licenses. Please butt out. Thank you Dru, you know who the experts are. well you sent me all those nasty PMs last time when i asked kurt... just cause of that i'm not gonna vote for crazyjz for uberator. Unless you reconsider your stand on voting for me, then you can spray all you want. Sincerely Izzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 I just finished reading a book about the Middle Ages. The parallels between the early twelvth century and the present are striking. I'll attempt to list some of them. At that time, Europe was faced with several famines resulting from successive crop failures, because of extremes of weather, in this case, wetter and colder. We aren't having famine, but we are having destructive hurricanes, resulting from Global Warming. The tenth and eleventh centuries were a period of intense innovation. It was an "pre-industrial revolution". After this time there was a decrease in manufacturing and a resistence to innovation. There was a huge cloth manufacturing complex in Flanders employing many thousands of people. These people were thrown out of work by the English cutting off their wool supply. We are seeing the same as we export manufacturing jobs to China. Why innovate if you can make so much money by cutting costs? The Black Death arrived in 1347 and resulted in a huge decrease in population. We now worry about possible pandemic flu and SARS, not to mention AIDS. The Hundred Years War was a period of constant warfare between France and England. We seem to be entering a prolonged period of war with Muslim World. Humanist thought and rationalism lead by such people as Roger Bacon gave way to mysticism. The Church condemnation of the 219 doctrines brought to an end the attmpt to marry faith and reason. We are now facing similar retrenchment in the form of Intelligent Design and attempts by the church to ban abortion and research on embryonic stem cells. Defecit spending by government was something we also have in common with 14th Century France. I must admit I am not much of a scholar of history, but these things seemed obvious to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 What the fuck? This is making way too much sense. I want some good old fashioned spray. This is my thread, lets insult each other. Then I'll ban you in six weeks. Sincerely Izzy PS CBS, your points are interesting, but this is not the proper forum for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Screw you Mr. Jizzy. And the horse you rode in on too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 THANK YOU Sincerely Izzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Regarding the ascertion that fascists are actualy leftists and liberals, I had much the same disscussion with GregW at ASC. His arguement was that conservatives believe in smaller government, while a totalitarian state requires a large governmental machine. By that definition, Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini were all extreme liberals. I subscribe to a more conventional political thought, and have difficulty agreeing with GregW's ideas, but I also have trouble dismissing them out of hand. Greg, as usual, is an ignorant slut. (gratuitous insult for the sake of satisfying your Jizzyhood). Fascism is about the nature of the State, not the size of it. Fascists are just fine with armed gangs of civilian thugs enforcing their rigid definition of who is acceptable, and it's common knowledge that social conservatives love to jerk off to fantasies of being in charge of their own little death squad, and making lists of who would be their targets. When social conservatives start whining about how liberals are fascists who are stealing their liberty, they usually mean their liberty to abuse, dominate, denigrate, or ride roughshod over people they have deemed undesirable or inferior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 If you don't wish to be buried, stockpile firewood. Action breeds reaction. The mighty shall be brought low, and fools will dance in the ruins. Like a small fish, a large nation is easily overcooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Although sheep and goats seem similar and can be mated together they belong to different genera. Goats are caprinae and have 60 chromosomes while sheep are ovinae and have 54 chromosomes. At Botswana Ministry of Agriculture, a ram that was kept with a nanny goat impregnated the goat resulting in a live offspring that had 57 chromosomes. This was called "The Toast of Batswana". The hybrid is intermediate between the two parent species in type. It has a coarse outer coat, a woolly inner coat, long goat-like legs and a heavy sheep-like body. Although infertile, the Toast of Batswana was castrated to prevent unwanted sexual behaviour because it continually mounted the sheep and goats sharing its enclosure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 During the mating season or "rut" the rams butt heads in apparent sparring for females. Rams' horns can weigh more than 40 pounds (18 kg), and frequently show broken or "broomed" tips from repeated clashes. At the same time, rams are known to actively engage in sex with each other, including group sex of up to ten participants. This behavior happens year-round, but ewes show interest in sex only during the mating season. I should think the parallels with Moderator Status are obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 Greg, as usual, is an ignorant slut. (gratuitous insult for the sake of satisfying your Jizzyhood). Fascism is about the nature of the State, not the size of it. Fascists are just fine with armed gangs of civilian thugs enforcing their rigid definition of who is acceptable, and it's common knowledge that social conservatives love to jerk off to fantasies of being in charge of their own little death squad, and making lists of who would be their targets. When social conservatives start whining about how liberals are fascists who are stealing their liberty, they usually mean their liberty to abuse, dominate, denigrate, or ride roughshod over people they have deemed undesirable or inferior. Excellent points all, now go get your asc. membership card, and enter the debate. Sincerely Izzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Dude, none of the liberal power elite from over here are welcome in that clubhouse, but at least we have DFA, the army of one to serve as our proxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Jizzy, I still laugh thinking about the first time I met ya. TTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeezix Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 I'm a liberal airhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Jizzy is just pissed I won't send him a SprayStrong bracelet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 The high-tech ones with the little lights that blink whenever one types? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 "YOU FUCKING FACSIST!" thanks to illegalviking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 Facisim FACSISM Can't any body spell around here? It's F-a-s-c-i-s-m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 As far as I can tell, it is only AlpineK and Dechristo who misspelled fascist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted February 5, 2006 Author Share Posted February 5, 2006 Jizzy is just pissed I won't send him a SprayStrong bracelet. I just assumed that it was in my employee packet. Can I watch the SuperBowl at the big Moderator Townhouse with the Sonic's Dance Team? Please?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 you can, but you have to be our houseboy and get us beers from the fridge and clean up afterwards. also, you're going to have to wear "the outfit" for while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 you're going to have to wear "the outfit" for while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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