minx Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Chuck Norris. Â that belongs in the "things you used to think were cool" thread Quote
ZimZam Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Many years ago, there was a period of a few weeks where I was trying to woo this one hippy chick named Aura. (apparently had been her name since birth). Anyway, she wasn't impressed when I asked her if she'd heard that one Frank Zappa song with the line "kiss my aura, Dora". She even said something like she thought Zappa sucked or something. That was when I started to realize we just weren't meant to be together. The song is Dynamo Hum. "And her sister got naked and laid on the floor. She said Dynamo might win the bet, but she could use a little (moan) if I wasn't done yet."  You were wise to dump that ass. Quote
L0ngpause Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Drew Wang Hey kix, do you know Drew Wang? The wangster? We are good friends. Had a brew with drew last evening. Quote
TrogdortheBurninator Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Bruce Cockburn  Tillicum middle school in bellevue had a principal Jack Hoffman IIRC Quote
kix Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Drew Wang Hey kix, do you know Drew Wang? The wangster? We are good friends. Had a brew with drew last evening. Â totally made it up. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â just kidding. he's the badger. Quote
L0ngpause Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 Did you really just make it up? Or are you talking about the guy that burns incense when he climbs? Quote
murraysovereign Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 I went through school with a guy named Steele Rail - he married an old GF of mine from High School. Â Edward R. Murrow's real given name was Egbert Roscoe. Quote
L0ngpause Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 o, nevermind. My roomate is named after Bryon Adams. I think he might not like it when I hum "everything I do, I do it for you" whenever I run into him. Quote
layton Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 what about your name, MEnapause? Â Makes me want to sing the "O.B." commecial every time I see your name, "ain't nothin' gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna slow me down, oh no!, I got to keep on movin'" Quote
scheissami Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 My aunt's name is Edeltraud. She's from Austria. Clearly German can occaisionally be an unattractive language. Quote
archenemy Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 My aunt's name is Edeltraud. She's from Austria. Clearly German can occaisionally be an unattractive language. ouch, sashimi, bad to talk about your family like that Quote
marylou Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 what about your name, MEnapause? Â menOpause, dumbass. Quote
L0ngpause Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 It's Drew the Rockstar! who are you then kix? Â Â & Mike Layton, what Marylou said, & stop making fun of me & calling me a cock jockey. Mike, thine sole name blisters our tongues. Thou bawdy malmsey-nosed lewdster! Wherein the resonanating sound of Michael Layton is worthy but in nothing! I hate you. Quote
EWolfe Posted January 27, 2006 Author Posted January 27, 2006 It's Drew the Rockstar! who are you then kix?  & Mike Layton, what Marylou said, & stop making fun of me & calling me a cock jockey. Mike, thine sole name blisters our tongues. Thou bawdy malmsey-nosed lewdster! Wherein the resonanating sound of Michael Layton is worthy but in nothing! I hate you.  Quote
EWolfe Posted January 27, 2006 Author Posted January 27, 2006 When I was younger, I worked with a shipwright from LaConner named Dick Tuff. Quote
EWolfe Posted January 27, 2006 Author Posted January 27, 2006 my father-in-law is Dick Payne   Quote
kix Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 who are you then kix? Â I am the man to know. Quote
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