DirtyHarry Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I'm out man... If I post anymore I'm going to piss my pants laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Golden shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I'm out man... If I post anymore I'm going to piss my pants laughing! Now thats an embarassing work injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 well i think this about sums up why there's so many single cc.com posters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 HI-DEE-HO! I can tell you a few things about how to get with the girl climbers. Out here, they call me The Shiek because my harem is so big. You start with just being nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 You start with just being nice. Â 1. Don't sneak up on them too fast or you might scare them. 2. Don't grab their fleece too hard because they might bolt or kick. 3. Consider their needs. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 well i think this about sums up why there's so many single cc.com posters Nawww... that's the rophynol shortage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 well i think this about sums up why there's so many single cc.com posters  Actually it's because they are all midgets. I bet the average height on this page is like 5'7" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 well i think this about sums up why there's so many single cc.com posters  Actually it's because they are all midgets. I bet the average height on this page is like 5'7"  is this why Marie won't go out with any of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 well i think this about sums up why there's so many single cc.com posters  Actually it's because they are all midgets. I bet the average height on this page is like 5'7"  is this why Marie won't go out with any of them?  Nah..I don't judge men by the size of their...ohh wait...wrong thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 besides..short guys need love too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 By the size of their helmet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I thought you weren't gonna post anymore!! LIAR!! You are a man huh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I needed a break... the visual image of jon and angry pirate was too much  Who said anything about being a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 You start with just being nice. Â 1. Don't sneak up on them too fast or you might scare them. 2. Don't grab their fleece too hard because they might bolt or kick. 3. Consider their needs. Â nice teats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I dunno...I think they're kinda saggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sweetheart, that just cuz she's on all fours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I dunno...I think they're kinda saggy  alright, it might repulsion, not motivation but after that comment, i am no stepping away from the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexbaker Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Holy shit, i cant believe i just read that "list". The dolphin, absolutely classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) What's the deal? It seems like almost every cool climbing girl has a climbing boyfriend to boot. I can't remember the last time I met a cool climber girl who you could strike up a friendly conversation with about anything, without 5.12, WI6, Grade VII dude coming by and ruining it. Â And when they are single, it lasts for about . . . that long. Â All I want to do is meet a cool, worldy, intellegent, hot girl who leads 5.11, hell even 5.8, and doesn't mind crashing in the back of the truck for a weekend at the crags or ice or whatever. Â Here's my stab at it. Â Â All I want to do is meet a guy who will love me, honor me, obey me (most importantly), take care of me, buy me really expensive things, love me when I'm fat, cook for me so that I can get fat, fix things...umm yeah..I think that's about it...oh wait..he's gotta be good looking, funny, super cool to hang with, never EVER ask me where I'm going or where I've been, roocks in bed, can teach me tricks, can keep up with me in the hills, as well as in the sack and umm...yeah..if he looks like brad pitt...that would be a plus!! Â Man..why can't I find this?? Ok..well..Here's my stab at it...I'm sure he exists...online, in Washington, on this website for sure!! C'mon silent CC'r....come and take me away!!! Edited January 20, 2006 by Kitergal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 gawd! I kill myself...I am sooo freak'in bored today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 What's the deal? It seems like almost every cool climbing girl has a climbing boyfriend to boot. I can't remember the last time I met a cool climber girl who you could strike up a friendly conversation with about anything, without 5.12, WI6, Grade VII dude coming by and ruining it. Â And when they are single, it lasts for about . . . that long. Â All I want to do is meet a cool, worldy, intellegent, hot girl who leads 5.11, hell even 5.8, and doesn't mind crashing in the back of the truck for a weekend at the crags or ice or whatever. Â Here's my stab at it. Â Â All I want to do is meet a guy who will love me, honor me, obey me (most importantly), take care of me, buy me really expensive things, love me when I'm fat, cook for me so that I can get fat, fix things...umm yeah..I think that's about it...oh wait..he's gotta be good looking, funny, super cool to hang with, never EVER ask me where I'm going or where I've been, and umm...yeah..if he looks like brad pitt...that would be a plus!! Â Man..why can't I find this?? Ok..well..Here's my stab at it...I'm sure he exists...online, in Washington, on this website for sure!! C'mon silent CC'r....come and take me away!!! Now thats a list! And I thought I was expecting too much with: a guy that in bed and then shuts the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 shit man..I forgot about the sex!! K. I need to edit my list..hold on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 You forgot breathes through his ears... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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