KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Please shut him up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocNoggin Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 he and W should form a suicide pact together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 harsh... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Pat Robertson is no better than Osama bin Laden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I remember him when he was just a young fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Why did I think this was going to be another Gary Yngve thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Pat Robertson, Gary Yngve....hard to tell  Everytime Pat Robertson says something it makes my blood boil. We need to deal with our own internal religious zealots before we handle the rest of the world's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 He is just the same as W just dosen't have any handlers like Connie to tell him to STFU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Western Union  To: Pat Robertson From: God  Message: STFU dweeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Kinda sad that G.W. and his mom call this guy when they have an argument over the bible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 i thought this thread was going to be about foot in mouth as a consequence of a brilliantly delivered roundhouse kick. Â Â Â darn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Barbara: Georgie, the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve was a pomegranate.  GW: Mom, my picture Bible clearly shows him offering an apple.  Barbara: Is not.  GW: is too  Barbara: nyuh uh  GW: uh huh  Barbara: Let's call Pat  Barbara and GW struggle for the phone until Barbara slaps poor Georgie down.  Pat: Hello, God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel here.  Barbara: Patprick, I mean, Patrick, Barbara here. Georgie and I are having an argument again about the literal word of God. What was the fruit Satan offered Adam and Eve that caused them to fall into Sin and get tossed out of the Garden of Eden; an apple or a pomegranate?  Pat: Neither, Babs. It was a single-bound combination of the Communist Manifesto and Koran illustrated by The Nodder and dripping with speach.  Barbara: OMG!  GW: What's speach? Laura, when we go nite-nite, is always asking me to "whip some up".  Barbara: That west Texas tramp... Georgie, nevermind. Just take God's arch-anus, I mean, archangel's word for it and go continue the Crusade... I mean, the spreading of Democracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 i thought this thread was going to be about foot in mouth as a consequence of a brilliantly delivered roundhouse kick. Â Â Â darn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 Hoof-in Virtual Mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Wal-Mart 'heartsick' over DVD grouping No. 1 retailer apologizes for bizarre racial combinations on Web site, spoofs poor sales in song. January 6, 2006: 11:35 AM EST Â NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) - Wal-Mart is ringing in the new year with a pair of snafus. Â The retail giant apologized Thursday after its Web site directed buyers of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and "Planet of the Apes" DVDs to consider DVDs with African American themes. Â They are headquartered in Arkansas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman_Clyde Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Pat Robertson is no better than Osama bin Laden. Â He's more like Ahmedinejad, the president of Iran, who also suggested that Sharon took ill because God smote him. But I guess Robertson's case is more logical, because he says God smote Sharon because of Sharon's Gaza Strip giveaway, where Ahmedinejad says it's because of Sharon's tactics during the Lebanon invasion back in 1982. Robertson would probably say that Jehovah works faster than Allah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Pat Robertson is no better than Osama bin Laden. Â He's more like Ahmedinejad, the president of Iran, who also suggested that Sharon took ill because God smote him. But I guess Robertson's case is more logical, because he says God smote Sharon because of Sharon's Gaza Strip giveaway, where Ahmedinejad says it's because of Sharon's tactics during the Lebanon invasion back in 1982. Robertson would probably say that Jehovah works faster than Allah. Â yes b/c as a good christian, Robertson knows that sharing is wrong. come on, we certainly can't share that precious holy land desert with anyone else b/c that would just be unthinkable. i mean if it was shared then it would lose all religious and historical value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Â Whoa. Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I wonder if Herr God has told Pat Robertson who the antichrist is (or will be)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Pat Robertson is the antichrist and someone should hashashinate his dumb ass. Calling all fatwas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Pat Robertson is the antichrist and someone should hashashinate his dumb ass. Calling all fatwas. Â You, evidently, are no different than he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Invaders understand so little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Pat Robertson is the antichrist and someone should hashashinate his dumb ass. Calling all fatwas. Â You, evidently, are no different than he. Â If my suggestion offends your sensibilities, perhaps a bitch-slap would then suffice. You posted "Please shut him up" or was that a plea to some higher power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Pat Robertson is the antichrist and someone should hashashinate his dumb ass. Calling all fatwas. Â You, evidently, are no different than he. Â If my suggestion offends your sensibilities, perhaps a bitch-slap would then suffice. You posted "Please shut him up" or was that a plea to some higher power. Â He's got a staff and a whole slew of editors/producers/whatever for his show. Someone needs to talk with him seriously at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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