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I heard stories about UPS warehouse employees playing soccer with packages in transit thumbs_down.gif

 

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As a former UPS employee, DFA can verify that that's not too far from the truth. Packages get beat to shit even under relatively normal circumstances traveling through a UPS hub. Assume DEFCON-4 damage to your shipment.

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I prefer the term 'Purist'.
Purest poop-pocket-pickin' pipe-puffin' pinhead-pated pig pederast.

Would your sensibilities remain intact if I hyphenated "pig-pederast"?

You can depend on a myoptic boulderer to look and find offense where little is to be seen...

How'd your trip to the Neverland Ranch go?

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although I am the first to declare tht internet grammer is ghey, the hyphen makes for a HUGE difference in comprehension.

 

we all have our hair-triggers. you found one of mine.

 

but watch your fingers. I do bite.

 

so please pardon me.

 

spray on.

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No need of a pardon. Although, the request is kind.

 

I heard you had a "hair-trigger". Heard about when you had to take a leak, mistook a hair for your hair-trigger and pissed down the inside of your pantleg instead.

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although I am the first to declare tht internet grammer is ghey, the hyphen makes for a HUGE difference in comprehension.

 

we all have our hair-triggers. you found one of mine.

 

but watch your fingers. I do bite.

 

so please pardon me.

 

spray on.

ECHO THAT! JOKES GOING DOWN THIS VEIN ARE LIABLE TO GET ONE PUNCHED IN THE FACE! mad.gif

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finally got my package, but had to go to customs and clear that shit. They thought I was going to resell my camera lens so they tried to make me pay 148 bucks....hahahaha

 

I said some not nice words (first time I've ever cussed somebody out in Mongolian) and gave the guy 80 cents. He stamped the form and gave me my package.

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I said some not nice words (first time I've ever cussed somebody out in Mongolian) and gave the guy 80 cents. He stamped the form and gave me my package.

 

Did you call him a pederast?

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