EWolfe Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 ok, it's your birthday. You're 5, and you will die at 6? Quote
olyclimber Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over." Quote
Dechristo Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 I'm so f'ing hardcore.Abreviating "fucking" to "f'ing" is pusillanimous, making the coupling with "hardcore" oxymoronic. Quote
snugtop Posted December 4, 2005 Author Posted December 4, 2005 I waited 28 years...because I'm so hardcore. Quote
EWolfe Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Canadian Football? Â 5th down and one meter to go? Quote
knotzen Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Male hookers you've killed and stuffed in a Big Ziploc? And you've given yourself a limit of 6? Quote
murraysovereign Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Canadian Football? 5th down and one meter to go?  Nope - that can't be it. Only 3 Downs in Canadian Football. Maybe there's 5 Downs in "International" Football, like at the Olympics?  I think she's finishing off a six-pack:  down, and to go. Quote
EWolfe Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 Aaahhh. Â That must be a good sixpack if she waited 28 years. Quote
Squid Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over." Â Â Quote
beer_factor Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 Must be referring to her years in high school... Quote
snugtop Posted December 5, 2005 Author Posted December 5, 2005 Must be referring to her years in high school... Â Good one. You're wrong, but I do have a recurring dream where I have to return to high school. Quote
skykilo Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 Don't tell me you're watching Star Wars. Â STOP! Quote
snugtop Posted December 5, 2005 Author Posted December 5, 2005 But I'm watching them in order! Unlike you fools, I WAITED to see em in the proper order. You couldn't wait!! You had to march your parents to the movies, and you begged for action figures! I did none of it! At age 1, I resisted the force. For years, although these films have been available on VHS, LaserDisk, and now DVD, I waited for the crappy episodes 1-3 to be made. Hayden Christiansen wasn't even born yet...but I waited! Â Unlike you I had none of the spoilers to foul my viewing. The narrative progressed on its natural course. But you couldn't wait! Weak were you! Â I otter win an authentic replica "lando calrisien" happy meal fishwich wrapper. Quote
snugtop Posted December 5, 2005 Author Posted December 5, 2005 Indeed. But I'm gunna shield my eyes before someone reveals what happens in Episode 3 tonight. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 an authentic replica "lando calrisien" happy meal fishwich wrapper. Â I bet it is not in the authentic bird-throat-clogging styrofoam packaging I enjoyed back in the day. Â And it's Calrissian, n00b. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 that was pretty clutch, I will admit. a bronzed colt 45 is in order Quote
skykilo Posted December 5, 2005 Posted December 5, 2005 Constant barrage of meteorites for added objective danger=BONUS. Quote
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