snugtop Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I'm so f'ing hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 ok, it's your birthday. You're 5, and you will die at 6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I bet he bellowed, "muck moo"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I'm so f'ing hardcore.Abreviating "fucking" to "f'ing" is pusillanimous, making the coupling with "hardcore" oxymoronic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted December 4, 2005 Author Share Posted December 4, 2005 I waited 28 years...because I'm so hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Canadian Football? Â 5th down and one meter to go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Male hookers you've killed and stuffed in a Big Ziploc? And you've given yourself a limit of 6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Canadian Football? 5th down and one meter to go?  Nope - that can't be it. Only 3 Downs in Canadian Football. Maybe there's 5 Downs in "International" Football, like at the Olympics?  I think she's finishing off a six-pack:  down, and to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Aaahhh. Â That must be a good sixpack if she waited 28 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over." Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_factor Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Must be referring to her years in high school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 Must be referring to her years in high school... Â Good one. You're wrong, but I do have a recurring dream where I have to return to high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Don't tell me you're watching Star Wars. Â STOP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 But I'm watching them in order! Unlike you fools, I WAITED to see em in the proper order. You couldn't wait!! You had to march your parents to the movies, and you begged for action figures! I did none of it! At age 1, I resisted the force. For years, although these films have been available on VHS, LaserDisk, and now DVD, I waited for the crappy episodes 1-3 to be made. Hayden Christiansen wasn't even born yet...but I waited! Â Unlike you I had none of the spoilers to foul my viewing. The narrative progressed on its natural course. But you couldn't wait! Weak were you! Â I otter win an authentic replica "lando calrisien" happy meal fishwich wrapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 at least for you, they get better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 Indeed. But I'm gunna shield my eyes before someone reveals what happens in Episode 3 tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 hot jabba&leia bondage scene! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 an authentic replica "lando calrisien" happy meal fishwich wrapper. Â I bet it is not in the authentic bird-throat-clogging styrofoam packaging I enjoyed back in the day. Â And it's Calrissian, n00b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Remember what gets 'em everytime: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 So do I get a prize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 that was pretty clutch, I will admit. a bronzed colt 45 is in order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 So do I get a prize? Hoth first descent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Constant barrage of meteorites for added objective danger=BONUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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