Women over 20

[roboboy]

I thought anyone was entitled to hold their own.

[Squid]

It's who you hold it next to.

[roboboy]

That's the hard part.

[Squid]

That's what you hold next to them.

 

Is anyone keeping track of the pronouns here? Do I have to make a flowchart?

[knotzen]

It must be a guy thing.

[Gary_Yngve]

What's even worse is that when we were 18 we could bust 5 nuts in a single night but we couldn't stay on for more than a coupla minutes each time.

 

please translate for the ignorant?

[Gary_Yngve]

That's not very impressive.

[Gary_Yngve]

I understand it. It's not impressive.

 

Now, five times in twenty minutes, or twice an hour for six hours, that would be.

[Ireneo_Funes]

That's not very impressive.

 

Faaaaaa... do I have to get out the damn sketch pad or prepare a PowerPoint presentation for ya?

 

He's sayin that when you were young you could...

 

Ah shit. Forget it. Just make a damn appointment with your advisor and have him explain it.

 

[Gary_Yngve]

duh, i'm not talking about sexual pleasure.

i'm talking about a stupid dog trick.

[Gary_Yngve]

Perhaps weve just figured out why Marie dissed you at pubclub.

 

Revisionist historian.

[Gary_Yngve]

I still don't understand why the hell "bust a nut" is slang for male masturbation. That's like saying that "giving birth" is slang for female masturbation.

 

And before I get jumped on, I'm not saying that busting a nut and giving birth are equal levels of pain.

[archenemy]

This is lame

[Dru]

verb

bust a nut

 

To ejaculate.

 

"It's after midnight, it's time to come up. Fuckin with some sluts tryin to bust a nut."

 

Notorious B.I.G. f/ Too $hort - Big Booty Hoes

[cj001f]

I still don't understand why the hell "bust a nut" is slang for male masturbation.

it's not.

[Cobra_Commander]

I think it involves giving pearl necklaces as gifts.

[Dru]

Which explains why Royal Robbins named Nutcracker in Yosemite - he felt like he should bust a nut.

[cj001f]

I think it involves giving pearl necklaces as gifts.

That's why you go with the faceshield?

[Dru]

However, if you are in Bellingham, the correct regional term is "Chuck a nut"

[Cobra_Commander]

I think it involves giving pearl necklaces as gifts.

That's why you go with the faceshield?

 

riiight. I've only donated to the cause (the commander is a bit of a philanthropist)

[Cobra_Commander]

However, if you are in Bellingham, the correct regional term is "Chuck a nut"

 

I thought it was "rockin the stable"

[kix]

However, if you are in Bellingham, the correct regional term is "Chuck a nut"

 

LOFL

[Ireneo_Funes]

If the stable's a-rockin....

[DirtyHarry]

I prefer to call it a "manger," it's more erotic.

[Ireneo_Funes]

I'm sure there's some bilingual pun here on manger le horsecock, but I'm not smart enough to come up with it. Perhaps one of our little canadian friends could help?