My faith has been shattered

[Squid]

I just found out that the "Two Towers" is homo slang for hobbit penises.

 

I feel violated.

[olyclimber]

You think that is bad? You know what "My Precious" is?

[archenemy]

Your demon?

[foraker]

Let's not forget that ring and the whole binding in the darkness thing. Dontcha just love English Lit? Write a few chapters like this and you too can get a PhD.

[EWolfe]

I just found out that the "Two Towers" is homo slang for hobbit penises.

 

That makes me Randy. Is that wrong?

[Ireneo_Funes]

yoda is the new wazzup

[marylou]

Opera is the new Adult Contemporary.

[Dru]

When will the "freshiez" gremlin be made official?

[Squid]

Yer just jealous cuz yer 50k posts in, and you still don't rank a gremlin. Two towers and all.

[whoohoonickieclimbs]

Precious..........ewwww

[Dru]

STFU, I have my own graemlin

You just weren't around when it was first introduced

[Squid]

Squid:

Member # 196

Registered 12/17/00

 

Dru:

Member # 357

Registered 02/08/01

 

[whoohoonickieclimbs]

So what is up w/ Hello KITTY? I have to ask.......sorry!

[Dru]

Squid:

Member # 196

Registered 12/17/00

 

Dru:

Member # 357

Registered 02/08/01

 

 

Well, you were probably in jail or something.

[Squid]

Now I need to begin the subversive campaign for Squid gremlin. Snugtop route or Olympiaclimber route?

 

Ham or cheese?

Frank or beans?

[Alpinfox]

...squid graemlin...

 

 

 

[Dru]

 

[whoohoonickieclimbs]

hmmmm

[olyclimber]

wait, let me get my REI membership number out.

[whoohoonickieclimbs]

You know, shape....and uh.....you know.......

[whoohoonickieclimbs]

you know.....

[Dechristo]

Would that be "know" in a biblical sense?

[Dechristo]

"Faith shattering" is a good thing. Stop living in a dream world of penisless Hobbits.

[EWolfe]

IS THE NEW

[ScottP]

Well, you were probably in jail or something.

 

Translation:

 

I was obviously speaking out of my ass but am too insecure to admit it.