snugtop Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 So that You can PORK out. I was happy. I had a life. I died for your sins! You drink of my blood, you eat of my flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Ugly enough to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 with stuffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 It looks like my head after my mom cut my hair!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Looks like a pile of ground beef rotting in the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Don't hate the meat-eaters. We outnumber you and we have more muscle mass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 So that You can PORK out. I was happy. I had a life. I died for your sins! You drink of my blood, you eat of my flesh. glad they chop that fugly ass head off before i eat it...mmmm turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Oink! Oink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 You also die more (and younger) of cancer, heart disease and probably a million other ills. I'm a new vegan. I have been reborn!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Turkeys come from a farm...they are vegetables. Except for wild turkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoohoonickieclimbs Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 He looks sad. Or maybe he is smurking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 You also die more (and younger) of cancer, heart disease and probably a million other ills. I'm a new vegan. I have been reborn!! just what the world needs... another preachy vegan. why do vegans always act like they are superior to meat eaters? Gets old listening to that broken record horseshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I heard the farm turkeys can't even mate anymore. I'm surprised they don't just kill themselves. That actually would not be a bad GMO eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Yeah they have been bred for big breasts such that the male's breastbone prevents him from mounting the female. But hell, all the farm animals are artificially bred nowadays. I was stuck behind a refrigerated truck full of pig semen the other day The next time you think your job sucks, remember you could be a hog or turkey masturbator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 You also die more (and younger) of cancer, heart disease and probably a million other ills. I'm a new vegan. I have been reborn!! If the only point to life is to have a long one, You would win. Enjoy your tofurkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I was stuck behind a refrigerated truck full of pig semen the other day OK... I gotta ask... Just how the hell did you know this? What - one of those big shiny tanker truck that said "Big Ed's Pig Semen" on the side? Or was it a plain truck with some special "hazmat" placard on it that was the international sign for pig semen? Or were you involved in an accident with it in which that container of said semen ruptured? Just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 It actually said "Fraser Valley Genetic Services". I googled them and found they are the monopoly artificial inseminators around here. Since it turned onto the road ahead of me from the gates of a pig farm I put 2 and 2 together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoohoonickieclimbs Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 WOW! So it a device-WOW! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I was stuck behind a refrigerated truck full of pig semen the other day OK... I gotta ask... Just how the hell did you know this? What - one of those big shiny tanker truck that said "Big Ed's Pig Semen" on the side? Or was it a plain truck with some special "hazmat" placard on it that was the international sign for pig semen? Or were you involved in an accident with it in which that container of said semen ruptured? Just curious. Enquiring minds want to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 the placard drawing would be amusing I picture some hand with a little smiling pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 ya Dru, but what did it taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoohoonickieclimbs Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Yes-wondering what this contraption would look like.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I wonder if the rams use blow-up human dolls Since they have inflatable ewes for humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoohoonickieclimbs Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Shame on ewe...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Now that I look at what you said again, I find even MORE humor in it... I was stuck behind a refrigerated truck full of pig semen the other day Now, I originally assumed that you meant you were in your car behind the truck, but now I'm starting to wonder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.