magellan Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Beeeeyotch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Ahh, we won't need a water filter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 "here, let me pick up the soap" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 "The rest of those who precede us cannot steady the unrest of those who follow." Â "It's ok, it's not loaded." Â "I just want a closer look." Â "Givvvvmee my fuggin' car keezzzz you azzzhole!" Â Â Â I wonder if I'll get a Darwin Award for this??? By some, all climbers deserve Honorable Mention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 "Don't worry, Honey. I'm a good driver." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'm going to tapdance on a landmine cause Aerosmith told me to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 "Hey! Let's scramble up that and see what's on top!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "I'm looking for a mentor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "evidently. we have a failure to communicate here" - Cool Hand Luke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "YEE-HAWWWW!" - Slim Pickens' character in Dr. Strangelove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "smells like Darcy must be fuelin' the big rig again" - body crab before Darcy dunks in the diesel tank in the logging camp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 From a biography of W.C. Fields: Â "A week before Bill died I stopped by his home in Los Angeles to visit him as I knew he had been feeling poorly. I found him in a lounge chair next to the swimming pool behind his house dressed only in a long house coat. He looked up as I approached, and to my surprise, I realized he was holding a Bible. Bill had always been disparaging to all things religious in nature which prompted my query, "Bill, what are you doing with that?" Â Bill gave his inimitably inscrutible smile and replied, Â "Looking for loopholes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Oh shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Ahh we won't need a bug shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 We're just going to the vet to get your teeth cleaned. Â I always thought it was, "You're going to the vet to get tutored." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Redneck: "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Â Snowboarder: "Dude, hold the bong and watch this shit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "Mary, I do believe I'd like to take in the theatre tonight..." Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Just put your feet up in the sturrups, this might feel a liitle uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "C'mon Jackie, Dallas will be fun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "we need to talk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "God himself, could not sink this ship" ... "I'm the king of the worrrrrld!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "The Third Riech will last a thousand years!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "Mom, can I go to a sleepover party at Michael's" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 "God himself, could not sink this ship" ... "I'm the king of the worrrrrld!" "My name is Ozymandias. Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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