Dechristo Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 "The rest of those who precede us cannot steady the unrest of those who follow." Â "It's ok, it's not loaded." Â "I just want a closer look." Â "Givvvvmee my fuggin' car keezzzz you azzzhole!" Â Â Â I wonder if I'll get a Darwin Award for this??? By some, all climbers deserve Honorable Mention. Quote
sobo Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 "Don't worry, Honey. I'm a good driver." Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 I'm going to tapdance on a landmine cause Aerosmith told me to Quote
EWolfe Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 "Hey! Let's scramble up that and see what's on top!" Quote
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "evidently. we have a failure to communicate here" - Cool Hand Luke Quote
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "YEE-HAWWWW!" - Slim Pickens' character in Dr. Strangelove Quote
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "smells like Darcy must be fuelin' the big rig again" - body crab before Darcy dunks in the diesel tank in the logging camp Quote
Dechristo Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 From a biography of W.C. Fields: Â "A week before Bill died I stopped by his home in Los Angeles to visit him as I knew he had been feeling poorly. I found him in a lounge chair next to the swimming pool behind his house dressed only in a long house coat. He looked up as I approached, and to my surprise, I realized he was holding a Bible. Bill had always been disparaging to all things religious in nature which prompted my query, "Bill, what are you doing with that?" Â Bill gave his inimitably inscrutible smile and replied, Â "Looking for loopholes." Quote
sobo Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 We're just going to the vet to get your teeth cleaned. Â I always thought it was, "You're going to the vet to get tutored." Quote
Doug Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 Redneck: "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Â Snowboarder: "Dude, hold the bong and watch this shit!" Quote
sobo Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "Mary, I do believe I'd like to take in the theatre tonight..." Abraham Lincoln Quote
TREETOAD Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 Just put your feet up in the sturrups, this might feel a liitle uncomfortable. Quote
underworld Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "God himself, could not sink this ship" ... "I'm the king of the worrrrrld!" Quote
sobo Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "The Third Riech will last a thousand years!" Quote
specialed Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "Mom, can I go to a sleepover party at Michael's" Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 16, 2005 Posted November 16, 2005 "God himself, could not sink this ship" ... "I'm the king of the worrrrrld!" "My name is Ozymandias. Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!" Quote
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