Famous Last Words

[magellan]

Beeeeyotch!

[TREETOAD]

Ahh, we won't need a water filter

[underworld]

"here, let me pick up the soap"

[Dechristo]

"The rest of those who precede us cannot steady the unrest of those who follow."

 

"It's ok, it's not loaded."

 

"I just want a closer look."

 

"Givvvvmee my fuggin' car keezzzz you azzzhole!"

 

 

 

I wonder if I'll get a Darwin Award for this???

By some, all climbers deserve Honorable Mention.

[sobo]

"Don't worry, Honey. I'm a good driver."

[Cobra_Commander]

I'm going to tapdance on a landmine cause Aerosmith told me to

[EWolfe]

"Hey! Let's scramble up that and see what's on top!"

[Dru]

"I'm looking for a mentor!"

[EWolfe]

LOL!

[Dechristo]

"evidently. we have a failure to communicate here" - Cool Hand Luke

[Dechristo]

"YEE-HAWWWW!" - Slim Pickens' character in Dr. Strangelove

[Dechristo]

"smells like Darcy must be fuelin' the big rig again" - body crab before Darcy dunks in the diesel tank in the logging camp

[Dechristo]

From a biography of W.C. Fields:

 

"A week before Bill died I stopped by his home in Los Angeles to visit him as I knew he had been feeling poorly. I found him in a lounge chair next to the swimming pool behind his house dressed only in a long house coat. He looked up as I approached, and to my surprise, I realized he was holding a Bible. Bill had always been disparaging to all things religious in nature which prompted my query, "Bill, what are you doing with that?"

 

Bill gave his inimitably inscrutible smile and replied,

 

"Looking for loopholes."

[archenemy]

Oh shit!

[TREETOAD]

Ahh we won't need a bug shirt

[sobo]

We're just going to the vet to get your teeth cleaned.

 

I always thought it was, "You're going to the vet to get tutored."

[Doug]

Redneck: "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"

 

Snowboarder: "Dude, hold the bong and watch this shit!"

[sobo]

"Mary, I do believe I'd like to take in the theatre tonight..." Abraham Lincoln

[TREETOAD]

Just put your feet up in the sturrups, this might feel a liitle uncomfortable.

[Doug]

"C'mon Jackie, Dallas will be fun"

[minx]

"we need to talk"

[underworld]

"God himself, could not sink this ship"

...

"I'm the king of the worrrrrld!"

[sobo]

"The Third Riech will last a thousand years!"

[specialed]

"Mom, can I go to a sleepover party at Michael's"

[catbirdseat]

"God himself, could not sink this ship"

...

"I'm the king of the worrrrrld!"

"My name is Ozymandias. Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!"