RuMR Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 where can you find a good cheesecake around here? In my fridge. Oops! at least its not your tummy/thighs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellan Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 braided webbing sausages on your harness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I've posted this before but here is my winter training regime: 1.)punch the wall with your firsts, then bang it slowly with your forehead while moaning and drooling 2.)curl up in a fetal position on the floor in your own piss and shit 3.)masturbate, but give up 1/2 way into it and throw up into your boots 4.)Solder a doornob so you cannot turn it. Grease it up nice and good. Now have someone hold a loaded gun to your head. Hang from one arm on the door fixture. Try and open the doorknob or get shot. Good ice screw technique training. 5.)Make a really good dinner and toss it in the trash. Eat raw mashed potato flakes instead. 6.)lock yourself out of the house JUST before it gets dark. Stand outside awake, and only have someone let you in when the sun comes up again. 7.) get a folding chair and sit in it. Now wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 punch your clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 too big...throws my back out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 ..then you wake up and realize you're stroking your forearm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 usually i mistake it for my thigh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman_Clyde Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 All this time I've been wondering if I really knew what a clownpuncher was. Looks like I was right. My summer training: Run in the daytime, run in sunshine. Climb once in a while, less often than I want to. My winter training: Run in the dark and the rain. Once in a while remember to hang from the holds I bolted to the treehouse. Ski a few times a month if I'm lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Mountain biking and trail work when the ski conditions suck. skiing when conditions are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Thanks for doin' the trailwork! Erik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Running at night in the rain through the bush, avoiding horse shit and mud holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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