chucK Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 I am so stoked! For my birthday I finally got one. THE LEGENDARY TITANIUM SPORK!!!! What's not to like about that, eh!? (That was a rhetorical question all you haters. ) Quote
Norman_Clyde Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 Better drill some holes in the handle, or you'll be hauling excess weight. Quote
olyclimber Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 I have one of those too. If you would like to collaberate with on a gear review for the gear review section, please let me know. I've got some copy, but I'm trying to get it under 3000 words, and perhaps another perspective would help out. Quote
Off_White Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! Quote
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 What's not to like about that, eh!? Um, the name? And there's no such thing as a rhetorical question. Am I right or am I right? Quote
ScottP Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Martha sez: "Four tines is a salad spork." Quote
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 "The better to spear you with, my dear," said the salad fork to the asparagus. Quote
Dru Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Remember - don't speak when you're sporkin' too. Quote
ncascademtns Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Better drill some holes in the handle, or you'll be hauling excess weight. Better yet, you can save more weight by drilling more holes in the oval-dished portion. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 I am so stoked! For my birthday I finally got one. THE LEGENDARY TITANIUM SPORK!!!! What's not to like about that, eh!? (That was a rhetorical question all you haters. ) I've got spork envy now. Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 I am so stoked! For my birthday I finally got one. THE LEGENDARY TITANIUM SPORK!!!! What's not to like about that, eh!? (That was a rhetorical question all you haters. ) Hey ladies, Chuck's your dream man. Name another fellow who is half as easy to please. Quote
marylou Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Spork: Jack of all trades, master of none. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! In the penitentary they call that a spank! Quote
RuMR Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! In the penitentary i got spunked and spanked! Quote
ScottP Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! In the penitentary they call that a spank! Quote
feces Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 there appears to be something on that guy's ass already Quote
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Posted October 18, 2005 Better yet, you can save more weight by drilling more holes in the oval-dished portion. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 there appears to be something on that guy's ass already Shit! I better say happy birthday then. Everything come out alright? Quote
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