chucK Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I am so stoked! For my birthday I finally got one. THE LEGENDARY TITANIUM SPORK!!!! What's not to like about that, eh!? (That was a rhetorical question all you haters. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman_Clyde Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Better drill some holes in the handle, or you'll be hauling excess weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 I have one of those too. If you would like to collaberate with on a gear review for the gear review section, please let me know. I've got some copy, but I'm trying to get it under 3000 words, and perhaps another perspective would help out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 What's not to like about that, eh!? Um, the name? And there's no such thing as a rhetorical question. Am I right or am I right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Martha sez: "Four tines is a salad spork." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 "The better to spear you with, my dear," said the salad fork to the asparagus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Britney spears asparagus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenp Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Ever spork yer pork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Remember - don't speak when you're sporkin' too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncascademtns Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Better drill some holes in the handle, or you'll be hauling excess weight. Better yet, you can save more weight by drilling more holes in the oval-dished portion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I am so stoked! For my birthday I finally got one. THE LEGENDARY TITANIUM SPORK!!!! What's not to like about that, eh!? (That was a rhetorical question all you haters. ) I've got spork envy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I am so stoked! For my birthday I finally got one. THE LEGENDARY TITANIUM SPORK!!!! What's not to like about that, eh!? (That was a rhetorical question all you haters. ) Hey ladies, Chuck's your dream man. Name another fellow who is half as easy to please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Spork: Jack of all trades, master of none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! In the penitentary they call that a spank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! In the penitentary i got spunked and spanked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Use a file to sharpen one side and then you've got a sporkife! In the penitentary they call that a spank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feces Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 there appears to be something on that guy's ass already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Better yet, you can save more weight by drilling more holes in the oval-dished portion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Great minds think alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 there appears to be something on that guy's ass already Shit! I better say happy birthday then. Everything come out alright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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