catbirdseat Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 E-Rock, what you need to do is to tell your mother that you will be there to help her if she decides to leave. You have to decide how far you are willing to go to help her. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I encourage you to take a dump in his air intake (just behind the air filter). Quote
TREETOAD Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 How long has this guy been in the picture? Does your mom want to do something about it? Do you live there? Do you have siblings that are concerned? Quote
Dru Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I encourage you to take a dump in his air intake (just behind the air filter). Â Or stick your dick in the mashed potatoes. Just tell your mom not to have any, first. Unless you've got Oedipus issues. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 stick your dick in the mashed potatoes. Â Nice allegory Quote
Roger Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Let's see, he's an alcoholic whose preferred method of inebriation is white wine. now that's seriously fucked up... Quote
sobo Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 As is your autosig, Roger... whiskey is to be drunk staight up. Â you have no idea how long I've waited to post that... Quote
Roger Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 sobo, I'm glad to have given you the chance to get that off your chest. I don't disagree, depending on the whiskey... but cheap stuff on a hot day might find its way onto some ice. Quote
sobo Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 You're a good sport! May sunbeams shine upon you, all the days of your life. Quote
Roger Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 since it's Friday afternoon, and we're on the subject: Quote
barjor Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 For a complete analyze of the problem I need to know how old you are E rock? Quote
Off_White Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 You know, since it's Friday and we're adding polls to things... Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 People tend to shut up when Cobra™ lines up their asses in the crosshairs of the Jehovahmatic 1999. Fire a couple rounds of witnesses off their starboard bow and see how they respond. UNLEASH THE WITNESSES  Quote
sk Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Some people just aren't worth the air they breath. It just sucks that they choose to inflict themselves on others Maybe we can instigate a process where assholes can be voted out of the country. As a consumer or massive amounts of TV he's probably be all for it. OMG this is such and amazingly great idea Quote
sk Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 the thing about all of this is you can't do this for your mom, whe has to want change for herself. some people are happier with someone awful than they are on their own. there are alot of people of our mothers generation who are like that. sad yes. and she likely needs counseling. all you can do though is just be there for her as much as you can emotionaly aford to be and try to live the best life you can, and then come and visit muffy it's been a while  xoxoxoxoxo Quote
E-rock Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 HEY FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO VOTE FOR: " A ticking time bomb of frustration, don't stand too close" I'M SO FUCKING OVER YOU LAME DOUCHE-BAGS AND YOUR CLIQUISH LITTLE PUSSY ASS NO CLIMBING WANNABE WEBSITE. EAT A FUCKING COLON CLEANSE WANKERSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Quote
E-rock Posted October 4, 2005 Author Posted October 4, 2005 Let's see, he's an alcoholic whose preferred method of inebriation is white wine. now that's seriously fucked up... Â Totally, that's why I listed it first! Quote
willstrickland Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 he's an alcoholic whose preferred method of inebriation is white wine. Â A White-wino? A rare specimen indeed. In fact, isn't it the native africans who believe the white rhino is an omen of....wait a minute, never mind. Â Seriously, tighten that fucker up. Get him about three sheets drunk, take him to the rotten porch, smack him around a bit, then toss him under the porch, board it up with new floor planks, voila problem solved. New porch floor and no more jerkoff stepdad. Althought it might start to smell a bit while he decomposes, just toss some lime between the floor boards every now and again. Quote
Off_White Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 HEY FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO VOTE FOR: " A ticking time bomb of frustration, don't stand too close" I'M SO FUCKING OVER YOU LAME DOUCHE-BAGS AND YOUR CLIQUISH LITTLE PUSSY ASS NO CLIMBING WANNABE WEBSITE. EAT A FUCKING COLON CLEANSE WANKERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!  tick tick tick tick  Seriously, I thought you could use a little diversion, since without your Mom on board it'll be tough to get anything to change in that situation. You could always add a little extra butter and salt to everything he eats, that's legal. Quote
spicoli11 Posted October 4, 2005 Posted October 4, 2005 Rope him to a chair...pour white wine in his eyes and crank yanni. That will teach the bastard no wait...he might like that Quote
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