bunglehead Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 One time in the Adirondacks my little brother and I were camping, and I wake up in the middle of the night and I hear my brother eating Doritos. Turns out it was a raccoon scarfing them down. Sounded just like a human. I mean it was taking it's time to eat them and lounging on the picnic table. Weird fucking animals. Quote
archenemy Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 One time in the Adirondacks my little brother and I were camping, and I wake up in the middle of the night and I hear my brother eating Doritos. Turns out it was a raccoon scarfing them down. Sounded just like a human. I mean it was taking it's time to eat them and lounging on the picnic table. Weird fucking animals. Oh yeah, well one time, at band camp... Quote
TREETOAD Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 I have had them actually twist off the lid on peanut butter scrape the peanut butter out with their paws. They unwrapped kraft sliced cheese and left the wrappers in a neat little pile on the ground. Quote
archenemy Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Face it, they are the next step in man's evolutionary ascent. Quote
bunglehead Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 I have had them actually twist off the lid on peanut butter scrape the peanut butter out with their paws. They unwrapped kraft sliced cheese and left the wrappers in a neat little pile on the ground. FREAKS Quote
olyclimber Posted September 9, 2005 Author Posted September 9, 2005 One time, at band camp, these racoons snuck into my room and did all my long division for me. Quote
cj001f Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 I have had them actually twist off the lid on peanut butter scrape the peanut butter out with their paws. They unwrapped kraft sliced cheese and left the wrappers in a neat little pile on the ground. I had a Kea (parrot) unscrew my radio antenna and remove the windshield wipers. It wasn't looking for food, just bored. Quote
archenemy Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 I have had them actually twist off the lid on peanut butter scrape the peanut butter out with their paws. They unwrapped kraft sliced cheese and left the wrappers in a neat little pile on the ground. I had a Kea (parrot) unscrew my radio antenna and remove the windshield wipers. It wasn't looking for food, just bored. Why were there windshield wipers in your radio? Quote
bunglehead Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 One time climbing some shitty basalt out in southern Oregon a snaffle chewed my spark plug wires up. Quote
Mal_Con Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 I had them open up a 5 gallon plastic can, take a box of wine out knaw through the bottom and drink the wine, bloody drunks! Quote
cj001f Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Why were there windshield wipers in your radio? Typical untravelled american response Quote
archenemy Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Why were there windshield wipers in your radio? Typical untravelled american response Typical response from someone with no sense of humor. Quote
cj001f Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Why were there windshield wipers in your radio? Typical untravelled american response Typical response from someone with no sense of humor. Typical response from someone oblivious to selfparody Quote
spicoli11 Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 I had them open up a 5 gallon plastic can, take a box of wine out knaw through the bottom and drink the wine, bloody drunks! You would think a racoon would know better than to drink boxed wine Quote
cj001f Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 what is self-parody? Have dictionaries disapeared in the PNW? Quote
TREETOAD Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 I had them open up a 5 gallon plastic can, take a box of wine out knaw through the bottom and drink the wine, bloody drunks! You would think a racoon would know better than to drink boxed wine Perhaps they were drunk when they killed my ducks Quote
sobo Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Don't let my cute looks fool you, I will shoot those fuckers dead. And then bash their little skulls in with the rifle butt. Quote
archenemy Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Only when necessary--I stopped doing that in "just for fun" cases. Quote
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