bunglehead Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Come on you lurkers. Post! I'm getting on a plane tomorrow for the first time in 12 years, and I'm worried that I'm gonna die, so make my (potentially) last day on Earth filled with joyous spray. The reuglar spraymasters have been doing admirably, but goddamnit we need fresh blood, er I mean friends. Do it! Post! Or I might have to do the CARE BEAR STARE Wee caaaarrre...Weee caaarrre......Weeee...Caarrrre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Youre gonna die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 I know, right? I'm worried. I hate flying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i spend my days making airplanes more saferer  good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Safer than driving, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 yeah and if the cabin depressurizes just put on a coat! be sure to take it off when you crash into a hill though because it will get hot again. enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 GAAH! you guys aren't helping!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Delta and NW just filed for bankruptcy protection, so they've got nuthin' left to lose if their planes fall out of the sky. That make you feel any better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 flying is safe: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Oh yeah. I feel much Better now. I'm flying America West, and of course I read in the paper 2-3 weeks ago that 2 of their pilots were arrested for running up a 122 dollar BAR TAB before they were about to fly. The agents let them pull out onto the Tarmac where the plane was stopped and they were arrested. Go TSA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 The little village of B'ar Tab has been invaded 5 times by American forces in search of Osama bin Laden. So far they have found nothing but it doesn't stop them from returning again and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 where you going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Did you know that under sudden cabin depressurization not only do your eardrums explode, but so does your dental work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 where you going? Â I was thinking the same thing except I was too busy lurking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 where you going? Â Back to Priso-er Detroit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 If you're lucky the plane will crash before you get there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 WORD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 detroit? shit, dude ... i'm so sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Did you know that under sudden cabin depressurization not only do your eardrums explode, but so does your dental work? Â And your enhanced boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 And take comfort in knowing that if the plane loses engine power, it will probably have enough altitude and airspeed to make it all the way to the crash site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 And take comfort in knowing that if the plane loses engine power, if it will probably have enough altitude and airspeed to make it all the way to the crash site. Â Not necessarily true. Peter Puget posted a link to a news story that disproves this theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I'd be pretty depressed if I got my news from news sources, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 detroit? shit, dude ... i'm so sorry! Â If I had a functional camera, I'd take some photos of my shitty, decayed home town for y'all. Maybe I'll try to hook one up in Detroit. It's less than lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 These are pretty cheap... Â And it's recyclable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I'm flying tomorrow too. If we were on the same plane, I'd hold your hand to make it easier. However, I'm off to Chile. When you take off, press your hand against the window and I'll do the same. I'll be there with you, like in the movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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