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can make anybody pretty.

I can make you believe any lie.

I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.

Well, I?ve been known to cause a few break-ups,

An' I?ve been known to cause a few births.

Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

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can make anybody pretty.

I can make you believe any lie.

I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size.

Well, I?ve been known to cause a few break-ups,

An' I?ve been known to cause a few births.

Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work.

 

not an 80s song. definitely an enumclaw song. and now we know for sure which bottles you're getting your therapy from and why you think it's working rolleyes.gif

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I got blamed at your wedding reception,

For your best man?s embarrassing speech.

And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach.

I?ve influenced Kings and world leaders,

I helped Hemingway write like he did.

And I?ll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head.

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I am Governor Jerry Brown

My aura smiles

And never frowns

Soon I will be president

 

Carter power will soon go away

I will be Fuhrer one day

I will command all of you

Your kids will meditate in school

 

California Uber Alles

Uber Alles California

 

Zen fascists will control you

100% natural

You will jog for the master race

And always wear the happy face

 

Close your eyes, can't happen here

Big Bro' on white horse is near

The hippies won't come back you say

Mellow out or you will pay

 

California Uber Alles

Uber Alles California

 

Now it is 1984

Knock knock at your front door

It's the suede/denim secret police

They have come for your uncool neice

 

Come quitely to the camp

You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp

Don't you worry, it's only a shower

For your clothes here's a pretty flower

 

Die on organic poison gas

Serpent's egg's already hatched

You will crack, you little clown

When you mess with President Brown

 

California Uber Alles

Uber Alles California

 

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Let's have a war!

Jack up the Dow Jones!

Let's have a war!

It can start in New Jersey!

Let's have a war!

Blame it on the middle-class!

Let's have a war!

We're like rats in a cage!

 

It already started in the city!

Suburbia will be just as easy!

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Now when she goes dancin'

She has to watch her back

The FBI just trashed her room

One of them kicked her cat

 

D5 F

Damn thing scratched his leg

 

C D5

So he had to shoot it dead

And leave it lyin' in a puddle of blood

At the foot of Sun Green's bed

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Well he once killed a man with a guitar string

He's been seen at the table with kings

Well he once saved a baby from drowning

They say beneath his coat there are wings.

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Love bites you

Invites you

To feast in the night

Excites you

Delights you

It drains you to white

Love bites

 

You knew at first sight

You'd enjoy my attack

That with my first bite

There'd be no turning back

 

So come in my arms

I strike any hour

I will return

To trap and devour

 

In the dead of night

Love bites

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GONNA USE MY ARMS

GONNA USE MY LEGS

GONNA USE MY STYLE

GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP

GONNA USE MY FINGERS

GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION

 

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE

THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE

NO ONE LIKE ME

I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL

I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

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GONNA USE MY ARMS

GONNA USE MY LEGS

GONNA USE MY STYLE

GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP

GONNA USE MY FINGERS

GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION

 

'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE

THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE

NO ONE LIKE ME

I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL

I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME

 

And yes Squid, you are special.

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There's a bathroom on the right...

 

When I was a kid I thought "Takin care of biz-ness"

was "Taking care of queeny"

 

I have no idea why. Also,I remember thinking: it really smarts a lot, really smarts a lot, love is like a flame, burns you when it's hot.. rolleyes.gif

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so what do you think she said?

 

I love it when people sing songs and mangle the words so they sound like a Melvins song or something yellaf.gif

 

as a kid, I thought it was the coolest thing ever that Queen had a song about The Hobbit: Crazy Little Thing Gollum

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Wish I knew what you were looking for

Might have known what you would find

And it's something quite peculiar

Something shimmering and white

It leads you here despite your destination

Under the milky way tonight

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