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cry.gif I know...it needs more numbers, doesn't it?

 

the problem with this thread is that people (probably including lazy me) started posting entire songs, instead of just the insidious bits that echo around in your mind long after their exposure scarred you.

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My analyst told me

That I was right out of my head

The way he described it

He said I'd be better dead than live

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along

That he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought

I was crazy but I'm not

Oh no

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Oh my, starry eyed surprise

Sun down to sun rise

Dance all night

We gonna dance all night

Dance all night to this DJ

Now sugar, dance all night to this DJ

Oh my, starry eyed surprise

Sun down to sun rise

Dance all night

We gonna dance all night

Dance all night to this DJ

Now sugar, dance all night to this DJ

Dance all night to this DJ

Now lover, dance all night to this DJ

A ha ha

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Voodoo priestesses and interplanetary crack

I shall be released, thanks to my red underwear

Dignity battalions terrify and rule the streets

Pictures of the Smurfs tattooed on the sides of their jeeps

 

When the mouse that roared

Bites the elephant that feeds

Ringmster cracks

20,000 whips

Yeh...yeh...

 

All I did was double-cross the CIA

G.E. and Lockheed do that every day

Yeh... Aw yeh...

 

The Gringoes siezed all my pottery frogs

And teddy beaars dressed in cammo fatigues

The Hitler poster by the Christmas tree

Save me, Tipper

They're blasting Bon Jovi at me

At me

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Has anyone actually read ALL of the lyrics posted here?

I am concerned that we are wasting space.

 

blame it on the rain.

 

and squid and his novel idea with the war and peace shizzle. its all his fault.

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I'm on my second cup of coffee

and I still can't face the day

I'm thinkin' of the lady

that got lost along the way

and if I don't stop this tremblin' hand

from reachin' for the phone

I'll be reachin' for the bottle, Lord

before this day is done

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You've got the fix, honey

you've got the fix

for my love

and it's a bitch.

 

Yeah, when you call my name

I salivate like a Pavlov's dog.

Yeah, when I hear you howl

my heart starts to beatin' like a big bass drum, alright...

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