I heard it from a friend

[Chaps]

Did you really think you were going to find happiness here?

[EWolfe]

big hair, tight pants on a

 

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Edited September 8, 2005 by MisterE

[Chaps]

nice try...too slow

[EWolfe]

You're fast like a Minnesotan?

 

[Chaps]

Hey, we may not have Mt. Rainier, but we do alright out here. I was at hundreds of feet above sea level today!

[knotzen]

Chaps, dude, you're always good for a laugh.

[knotzen]

....

[olyclimber]

There is no end to this

I can't turn away

Another picture but the scene

It's still the same

There is no room to move

Or try to look away

Remember, life is strange

The life keeps getting stranger every day

[mec]

Does life keep getting stranger every day, or is it just YOU!

[Chaps]

Keep at it losers. Before you know, you'll be dead. What a great use of your time here.

[Dru]

midnight

ravers

please don't

let me down

[EWolfe]

Keep at it losers. Before you know, you'll be dead. What a great use of your time here.

 

Is yor ass still sore from your "visit" out west with Olyclimber?

[Dru]

Shout, shout let it all out

These are the things I can do without

Come on

I'm talking to you

Come on

[olyclimber]

It’s early morning

The sun comes out

Last night was shaking

And pretty loud

My cat is purring

And scratches my skin

So what is wrong

With another sin

The bitch is hungry

She needs to tell

So give her inches

And feed her well

More days to come

New places to go

I’ve got to leave

It’s time for a show

[knotzen]

Who heard it from a friend,

Who heard it from a friend

You've been messing around.

 

But hey, if it feels good, do it!

[KaskadskyjKozak]

If you think I'd sit around and watch the world go by,

You're thinking like a fool, 'cause it's a case of do or die,

Out there is a fortune waiting to be had,

You think I'd let it go? You're mad,

You've got another thing coming.

[Kitergal]

So...David Allan Coe signed my cowboy hat years ago...

 

The Vibrator Queen

 

Well she ordered it from a magazine

I guess for about ten bucks

And it came by special delivery

in a plain brown cardboard box

Well she opened it and inspected it

(Someone in the audience yell's “ How long was itâ€)

(David answered “ Bout twelve inches longâ€)

Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can

And turned that sum-a-bitch on

Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled

Collapsed into utter pleasures

 

(Chorus)

 

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

 

Well she fell in love with what she had bought

A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought

But through her love she could not see,

What a terrible fate there was to be.

Well she found her answer to all of her dreams

In a battery operated sex machine

Man nor beast could take it's place

She was destined to die with a smile on her face

 

 

 

(Chorus)

 

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

 

One day while she was in the bath

She decided poorly,

To do her thing in the water

She paid no mind to that caution sign

That old AC current got her

Now people say, for miles around

They can still hear that dildo a hummin

But ‘at's when I realized she cant be dead

Hell! Her ass must still be cummin

 

(Chorus - twice)

 

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

 

She's a Vibrator Queen

She's in love with a machine

She swears it's an American dream

AC/DC try it and you'll see

It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

[bunglehead]

Hmm, why hasn't anybbody posted that sad, oh so sad, song about the little girl that died looking for her pony in a blizzard..

[knotzen]

Let's hear it!

[bunglehead]

Oh you know....

 

 

She came down yellow mountain

on a dark flat land she rides

On a pony she named Wildfire

With a whirlwind by her side

On a cold Nebraska night

 

Oh they say she died one winter

When there came a killing frost

And the pony she named Wildfire

Busted down his stall

In a blizzard he was lost

She ran calling Wildfire

She ran calling Wildfire

She ran calling Wildfire

 

By the dark of the moon I planted

But there came an early snow

There's been a hoot owl howling by my window now

For six nights in a row

She's coming for me I know

And on Wildfire we're both gonna go

We'll be riding Wildfire

We'll be riding Wildfire

We'll be riding Wildfire

 

On Wildfire we're going to ride

Gonna leave sodbusting behind

Get these hard times right on out of my mind

Riding Wildfire

[Dru]

They're lining up

To mad dog your tilta whirl

3 shots for a dollar

Win a real live dog

All the lies that you tell

I believed them so well. Take them back

Take them back to your red house

For that fearful leap into the dark

I did my time

In the jail of your arms

Now Ophelia wants to know

Where she should turn

Tell me...what did you do

What did you do the last time?

Why don't you do that

Go on ahead and take this the wrong way

Time's not your friend

Do you cry. Do you pray

Do you wish them away

Do you still leave nothing

But bones in the way

Did you bury the carnival

Lions and all

Excuse me while I sharpen my nails

And just who are you this time?

You look rather tired

(Who drinks from your shoe)

Are you pretending to love

Well I hear that it pays well

How do your pistol and your Bible and your

Sleeping pills go?

Are you still jumping out of windows in expensive clothes?

 

Well I fell in love

With your sailor's mouth and your wounded eyes

You better get down on the floor

Don't you know this is war

Tell me who are you this time?

Tell me who are you this time?

[Dru]

and...

 

Listen, children, to a story

That was written long ago,

'Bout a kingdom on a mountain

And the valley-folk below.

 

On the mountain was a treasure

Buried deep beneath the stone,

And the valley-people swore

They'd have it for their very own.

 

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,

Go ahead and cheat a friend.

Do it in the name of Heaven,

You can justify it in the end.

There won't be any trumpets blowing

Come the judgement day,

On the bloody morning after....

One tin soldier rides away.

 

So the people of the valley

Sent a message up the hill,

Asking for the buried treasure,

Tons of gold for which they'd kill.

 

Came an answer from the kingdom,

"With our brothers we will share

All the secrets of our mountain,

All the riches buried there."

 

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,

Go ahead and cheat a friend.

Do it in the name of Heaven,

You can justify it in the end.

There won't be any trumpets blowing

Come the judgement day,

On the bloody morning after....

One tin soldier rides away.

 

Now the valley cried with anger,

"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"

And they killed the mountain-people,

So they won their just reward.

 

Now they stood beside the treasure,

On the mountain, dark and red.

Turned the stone and looked beneath it...

"Peace on Earth" was all it said.

 

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,

Go ahead and cheat a friend.

Do it in the name of Heaven,

You can justify it in the end.

There won't be any trumpets blowing

Come the judgement day,

On the bloody morning after....

One tin soldier rides away.

 

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,

Go ahead and cheat a friend.

Do it in the name of Heaven,

You can justify it in the end.

There won't be any trumpets blowing

Come the judgement day,

On the bloody morning after....

One tin soldier rides away.

[knotzen]

Ah, I recognize that song. I never caught the story line, just the refrain.

[bunglehead]

Ah, I recognize that song. I never caught the story line, just the refrain.

 

That's because it's oh so lame 70's pop cheese.

Seriously, I think it could be one of the worst songs EVER!!

[olyclimber]

its the eye of the tiger, its the thrill of the fight