specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Some El Quaeda snaffle, most likely a "vole," has been making insurgent attacks on my vegetables. Took out the parsley two days ago, and yesterday the anaheim peppers. Fucked up thing is, it only eats the stock, killing it, and leaves the bulk of the plant. Snaffle traps have been set. Its on bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I perscribe at large dose of high explosives. Claymore mines and snares rigged up with C4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc.... .303 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I would do the slug beer trick, but replace the beer with plutonium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc.... AGM-114K anti-tank guided missile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spicoli11 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Neem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Eats the stock ? YOU are the one running the animal farm/bordello!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Author Share Posted July 15, 2005 Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc.... Where the fuck do you live? You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of depredation. Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Get the horse to do what it did to the man, to the vole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc.... Where the fuck do you live? You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of Degradation . Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though. and the sheep in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 For those that have disloyal sheep. All my sheep are very loyal. Its all about opening the barn door and feeding them right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 For those that have disloyal sheep. All my sheep are very loyal. Its all about opening the barn door and feeding them right. but make sure you ask what they'd like for dinner. don't order for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Where the fuck do you live? You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of depredation. Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though. You can't shoot the females and the babies though. Can you? what about the cougar and bears? I need tags and stuff don't I? The deer/elk/cougar jump over my fences like it's nothing...and the bear just push them over. I've tried planting the tomatoes on my deck..thinking the bastards won't come that close to my house...unfortunately..that's just not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 where do you live? bear on your back deck? hmmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 in the middle of the woods. Let's just say..it's a long drive to pub clubs..which is why I never make them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 bear in your hot tub? the trick is to know someone who works in a zoo, and get lion dung and lion urine and spread it around your garden. it will scare the deer away, and the cougars and bears will realize they are in the territory of a bigger animal, and move away. i t think you might have to fake some claw scratches 10 or 15 feet up a tree, with your ice axe too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 how do I attach the pic I took this morning?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Just start scrolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 15, 2005 Author Share Posted July 15, 2005 dep·re·date ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dpr-dt) v. dep·re·dat·ed, dep·re·dat·ing, dep·re·dates v. tr. To ransack; plunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Bad First Depre Dates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 bear in your hot tub? the trick is to know someone who works in a zoo, and get lion dung and lion urine and spread it around your garden. it will scare the deer away, and the cougars and bears will realize they are in the territory of a bigger animal, and move away. i t think you might have to fake some claw scratches 10 or 15 feet up a tree, with your ice axe too. That only works with species that live around lions. A deer or cougar in Washington is not going to know what lionshit smells like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 actually, they can smell the ketones from the all meat diet, they might not know thatit's a lion or a tiger or a liger but they will know it is a large carnivore which is all you need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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