Garden Terrorist

[specialed]

Some El Quaeda snaffle, most likely a "vole," has been making insurgent attacks on my vegetables. Took out the parsley two days ago, and yesterday the anaheim peppers. Fucked up thing is, it only eats the stock, killing it, and leaves the bulk of the plant.

 

Snaffle traps have been set. Its on bitch.

[olyclimber]

I perscribe at large dose of high explosives. Claymore mines and snares rigged up with C4.

[Kitergal]

Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc....

[cj001f]

Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc....

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[Cobra_Commander]

I would do the slug beer trick, but replace the beer with plutonium

[olyclimber]

Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc....

 

AGM-114K anti-tank guided missile

[Off_White]

[spicoli11]

Neem

[archenemy]

Eats the stock ? YOU are the one running the animal farm/bordello!!!!!!

[specialed]

Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc....

 

Where the fuck do you live?

 

You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of depredation.

 

Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though.

[Dru]

Get the horse to do what it did to the man, to the vole.

[archenemy]

Great...any recomendations for larger elk type of critters that are attacking my garden, tomatoes, blue berries, raspberries, etc....

 

Where the fuck do you live?

 

You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of Degradation .

 

Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though.

[minx]

Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though.

 

and the sheep in

[olyclimber]

For those that have disloyal sheep. All my sheep are very loyal. Its all about opening the barn door and feeding them right.

[minx]

For those that have disloyal sheep. All my sheep are very loyal. Its all about opening the barn door and feeding them right.

 

but make sure you ask what they'd like for dinner. don't order for them.

[Kitergal]

 

Where the fuck do you live?

 

You actually are within your legal rights to shoot a game animal if it is in the act of depredation.

 

Out here we build fences and shit to keep the deer out though.

 

You can't shoot the females and the babies though. Can you? what about the cougar and bears? I need tags and stuff don't I? The deer/elk/cougar jump over my fences like it's nothing...and the bear just push them over. I've tried planting the tomatoes on my deck..thinking the bastards won't come that close to my house...unfortunately..that's just not true.

[minx]

where do you live? bear on your back deck? hmmmm....

[Kitergal]

in the middle of the woods. Let's just say..it's a long drive to pub clubs..which is why I never make them!!

[Dru]

bear in your hot tub?

 

the trick is to know someone who works in a zoo, and get lion dung and lion urine and spread it around your garden. it will scare the deer away, and the cougars and bears will realize they are in the territory of a bigger animal, and move away. i t think you might have to fake some claw scratches 10 or 15 feet up a tree, with your ice axe too.

[Kitergal]

how do I attach the pic I took this morning??

[olyclimber]

Just start scrolling.

[specialed]

dep·re·date ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dpr-dt)

v. dep·re·dat·ed, dep·re·dat·ing, dep·re·dates

v. tr.

To ransack; plunder.

[Dru]

Bad First Depre Dates?

[archenemy]

bear in your hot tub?

 

the trick is to know someone who works in a zoo, and get lion dung and lion urine and spread it around your garden. it will scare the deer away, and the cougars and bears will realize they are in the territory of a bigger animal, and move away. i t think you might have to fake some claw scratches 10 or 15 feet up a tree, with your ice axe too.

 

That only works with species that live around lions. A deer or cougar in Washington is not going to know what lionshit smells like.

[Dru]

actually, they can smell the ketones from the all meat diet, they might not know thatit's a lion or a tiger or a liger but they will know it is a large carnivore which is all you need.