selkirk Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 OMG! Why didn't we think of this before? It appears California is now offering free vasectomy's to obese men. Please discuss... Free Vasectomy's to large boned people! It would be really interesting to see the results of an overall cost analysis to making vasectomy's free of charge or very highly subsidized. Drop in unwanted pregnancies, fewer deadbeat dads leaving kids in their wake. Why stop with obesity, how about the criminal population, anyone with more than 2 kids, anyone with over 25000 posts to a climbing website... the list goes on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Why do they need to offer vasectomies to obese men? How many 400lb lard asses can successfully breed anyways? Unless they are blingin' ultra rich and can afford trophy wives with lowered standards, a 200 sack of stomach hangin down over the balls region should be enough to prevent successful reproduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Arnie's the man. He just passed a bill that promotes solar energy use too. He should run for President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Sounds like a spoof to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 yep the GOP is really starting to hate AS because he's also in favor of stem cell research and supports Gay marriage. More men should opt for vasectomies - not just the obese ones. It's the best birth control around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 it's a distant second to climbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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whistlepunk Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 When I was on the table having my vas, doc and I talked about fishing. Arnold for Pres. 08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Why do they need to offer vasectomies to obese men? How many 400lb lard asses can successfully breed anyways? Unless they are blingin' ultra rich and can afford trophy wives with lowered standards, a 200 sack of stomach hangin down over the balls region should be enough to prevent successful reproduction. You're just concerned because your closing in on 25k posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I don't doubt that gapertimmy will hex it back to 9999 again or do something else even more eeeevil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Crash Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 One potential solution to the permanence of sterility would be conjunctive reproductive analysis based on the physical condition of the subject. Efforts to overcome the irreversibility of vasectomy have also led to experimentation with the implantation of faucetlike devices that can be made to open or close the sperm duct in a simple operation. Such devices have functioned successfully in animals but are still considered experimental in humans because of their unproved reversibility, high cost, and the degree of surgical skill needed to implant them. Should sufficient strides be made in this field, it could be monumental in the motivational efforts of the medical community to bring clinically obese people to a sufficient level of fitness by rewarding such people with permission to procreate and switching on the control valves implanted in the subject. (From that article above.) LOL. drC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 One potential solution to the permanence of sterility would be conjunctive reproductive analysis based on the physical condition of the subject. Efforts to overcome the irreversibility of vasectomy have also led to experimentation with the implantation of faucetlike devices that can be made to open or close the sperm duct in a simple operation. Such devices have functioned successfully in animals but are still considered experimental in humans because of their unproved reversibility, high cost, and the degree of surgical skill needed to implant them. Should sufficient strides be made in this field, it could be monumental in the motivational efforts of the medical community to bring clinically obese people to a sufficient level of fitness by rewarding such people with permission to procreate and switching on the control valves implanted in the subject. (From that article above.) LOL. drC Doh! Honey, that was wonderful, but I've got some bad news. I went and left my "faucet" in the open position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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