cracked Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Or having a pretentious screen name. You mean like someone who calls them self a climber but doesn't climb more than twice a week? John, go fuck yourself. Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 If I up my climbing to three times a week, do I get the special NOLSe "Official Real Climber" certificate for my resume? That depends, how do you plan to use your certificate? Is your resume printed on eVENT or Schoeller? Alpinfox, perhaps you'd like to join me on my quest to become a "Real Climber". I plan on climbing three days a week and living off of nothing but freeze dried icecream and gu packets. If I can get this time machine I bought off the internet to work, I plan on travelling back in time so that I can complete 5 NOLSe courses before I turn 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 The real test is how many official Black Diamond stickers you have on your helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ireneo_Funes Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Or how many cascade jewels you've hiked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 I've never worked in a gear store, but I have a low REI number. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 live off of nothing but freeze dried icecream and gu packets these are rather pedestrian foods to be carrying. might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. bonus points if their names are long, obscure, and difficult to pronounce, and if mark twight has mentioned them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 live off of nothing but freeze dried icecream and gu packets these are rather pedestrian foods to be carrying. might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. bonus points if their names are long, obscure, and difficult to pronounce, and if mark twight has mentioned them. Well, I've already been put in my place once today. I'm not a real climber. Please refer to me as "OlyPoseur" when you're talking to me. But I'm not from Olympia, dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 (edited) might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. Beer Ganja Whiskey Vicadin Tim Cascade's jalepeno chips ... can't think of any others. Edited February 9, 2005 by specialed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. Beer Ganja Whiskey Vicadin ... can't think of any others. Nicotine Oxycontin Caffeine . . .to add a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkin_Banks Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 yes, yes, but do any of these have shark cartilage laced with pure ATP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Let me amend that to Tim Cascade's Creatine and Cheddar flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. Beer Ganja Whiskey Vicadin ... can't think of any others. Nicotine Oxycontin Caffeine . . .to add a few #1 = Pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Ribbons to pussy. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkin_Banks Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 dude that comes in bottles now? I've only found it on draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Ribbons to pussy. Awesome. 37 posts - a new record! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Or having a pretentious screen name. You mean like someone who calls them self a climber but doesn't climb more than twice a week? John, go fuck yourself. Paul. Wow! Go to lunch and miss out! Paul: just because I scooped up Hannah before you could lose some weight and convince her how cool you are in lieu of the fact you interact with people more online than in the real world doesn't mean you gotta hate on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChestBeater Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 I think he's hating on ya cuz yer an arrogant prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Moderators please do not chop this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 I think he's hating on ya cuz yer an arrogant prick. It must be difficult keeping straight which avatar you are logged in under. Do you keep all the names and passwords in a spreadsheet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted February 9, 2005 Author Share Posted February 9, 2005 kids, take your shovels and buckets and get your own sandbox. This is my thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Time to break out the industrial strength windshirt; it's blustery in here. The great thing about my windshirt is it is breathable enough to withstand blasts of hot air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 I think they demonstrated any thread I post in is fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 I think they demonstrated any thread I post in is fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Ladies love it when you brag about "scooping them up", don't they? It is so alpha male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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