cracked Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Or having a pretentious screen name. You mean like someone who calls them self a climber but doesn't climb more than twice a week? John, go fuck yourself. Paul. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 If I up my climbing to three times a week, do I get the special NOLSe "Official Real Climber" certificate for my resume? That depends, how do you plan to use your certificate? Is your resume printed on eVENT or Schoeller? Alpinfox, perhaps you'd like to join me on my quest to become a "Real Climber". I plan on climbing three days a week and living off of nothing but freeze dried icecream and gu packets. If I can get this time machine I bought off the internet to work, I plan on travelling back in time so that I can complete 5 NOLSe courses before I turn 19. Quote
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 The real test is how many official Black Diamond stickers you have on your helmet. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Or how many cascade jewels you've hiked... Quote
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 I've never worked in a gear store, but I have a low REI number. Does that count? Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 live off of nothing but freeze dried icecream and gu packets these are rather pedestrian foods to be carrying. might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. bonus points if their names are long, obscure, and difficult to pronounce, and if mark twight has mentioned them. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 live off of nothing but freeze dried icecream and gu packets these are rather pedestrian foods to be carrying. might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. bonus points if their names are long, obscure, and difficult to pronounce, and if mark twight has mentioned them. Well, I've already been put in my place once today. I'm not a real climber. Please refer to me as "OlyPoseur" when you're talking to me. But I'm not from Olympia, dammit! Quote
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 (edited) might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. Beer Ganja Whiskey Vicadin Tim Cascade's jalepeno chips ... can't think of any others. Edited February 9, 2005 by specialed Quote
rbw1966 Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. Beer Ganja Whiskey Vicadin ... can't think of any others. Nicotine Oxycontin Caffeine . . .to add a few Quote
Harkin_Banks Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 yes, yes, but do any of these have shark cartilage laced with pure ATP? Quote
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Let me amend that to Tim Cascade's Creatine and Cheddar flavor. Quote
cj001f Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 might I suggest a cocktail of 10 supplements before during and after the climb. Beer Ganja Whiskey Vicadin ... can't think of any others. Nicotine Oxycontin Caffeine . . .to add a few #1 = Pussy Quote
Harkin_Banks Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 dude that comes in bottles now? I've only found it on draft. Quote
cj001f Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Ribbons to pussy. Awesome. 37 posts - a new record! Quote
John Frieh Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Or having a pretentious screen name. You mean like someone who calls them self a climber but doesn't climb more than twice a week? John, go fuck yourself. Paul. Wow! Go to lunch and miss out! Paul: just because I scooped up Hannah before you could lose some weight and convince her how cool you are in lieu of the fact you interact with people more online than in the real world doesn't mean you gotta hate on me. Quote
ChestBeater Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 I think he's hating on ya cuz yer an arrogant prick. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Moderators please do not chop this one! Quote
John Frieh Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 I think he's hating on ya cuz yer an arrogant prick. It must be difficult keeping straight which avatar you are logged in under. Do you keep all the names and passwords in a spreadsheet? Quote
Squid Posted February 9, 2005 Author Posted February 9, 2005 kids, take your shovels and buckets and get your own sandbox. This is my thread. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Time to break out the industrial strength windshirt; it's blustery in here. The great thing about my windshirt is it is breathable enough to withstand blasts of hot air. Quote
John Frieh Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 I think they demonstrated any thread I post in is fair game. Quote
cj001f Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 I think they demonstrated any thread I post in is fair game. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 9, 2005 Posted February 9, 2005 Ladies love it when you brag about "scooping them up", don't they? It is so alpha male. Quote
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