Dru Posted April 12, 2001 Posted April 12, 2001 Hide your wives and daughters, boys! A posse of drunken Canadians is heading to Leavenworth this weekend! Expect to hear "Oh Canada" sung in 8-Mile Capground at 3AM! Quote
erik Posted April 12, 2001 Posted April 12, 2001 DONT WORRY AMERICANS A POSSE OF MEAN SPIRITED HARD DRINKIN' AMERICAN GOOD OLE' BOYS WILL KEEP THE CRAGS SAFE. REMEMBER DRU EIGHT MILE CAMPGROUND IS RIGHT PAST THE 36 METER OUTHOUSES I KNOW YOU NEEDED THE CONVERSION. YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRING YOUR OWN BEER TO THE STATES. WE DON'T DRINK THAT PISS COLORED SISSY STUFF WITH CLAMATO JUICE YOU GUYS DO. I'M SURE THE ONLY QUEEN YOU GUYS WILL BE SINGIN' ABOUT IS BRYAN ADAMS. SEE YOU THERE [This message has been edited by erik (edited 04-12-2001).] Quote
Chepe Posted April 12, 2001 Posted April 12, 2001 Hey Dru you can come over and drink with us bro. We gotta secret hideaway shack too. Get Diros from E-Dog\One Track Quote
Thomas Posted April 13, 2001 Posted April 13, 2001 American beer is good, and Canadian beer is 'piss colored sissy stuff'??? To think that all these years I've had it totally backwards.....Coors light (the silver bullet) must be the good stuff then? Thomas Quote
erik Posted April 13, 2001 Posted April 13, 2001 many beers in america. molson gold, moslon canadian, kokoonee and all the rest all taste like that king of beer budwiser. yuck! if oyu want i send you a sixer of the goods. bro! Quote
rayborbon Posted April 14, 2001 Posted April 14, 2001 I'll be the one brandishing the bottle of Ole Grandad mit marlboro cigarettes. Fight about your beer if you must. I prefer the stouts and hefes. You wussies can't drink squat! Then I'll flounder on the rock the next morning. You'll see me in grand seal flop style! Quote
erik Posted April 18, 2001 Posted April 18, 2001 there are reports of a small american strike force making a move on the canadian front of squish... mothers...fathers....all american wish these brave young men luck as they venture into the canadian zone. mission log advanced kayking scouts went up earlier this week and checked out some crazy canadain creeks....these creeks seem similar to the steep kayaking creeks in washington...though the natives seemed friendlier....except for the ones with fishing poles. the granite was dry with a light covering of patina. ground forces will be moved in soon to over take the splitter cracks and maybe even lower some grades. task force 69 out...................... Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 18, 2001 Posted April 18, 2001 E-dawg! I have posted a recon team just north of the border near the town of Chillidog (or was it Chilliwack). The O.R.P. is set for ambush. They will execute mission Tango Oscah Kilo Echo at our order. Sitreps using S.A.L.U.T.E. have confirmed sightings of splitter cracks and bumbly Canadian climbers in pink spandex. Currently scouting for freeze dried salad to pillage from local villages in order to keep the morale high. Further reports to follow. Cpt.Caveman [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 04-18-2001).] Quote
Dru Posted April 18, 2001 Author Posted April 18, 2001 OOOOH, an invasion! Y'all better watch out, us Canajuns gonna make what the Chinese did to your airplane look like small potatoes! (Yeah that means suicide attacks, you got that right!) Just wait until your attack starts, you're gonna be mighty confused by the perpetual hemp smokescreen the average Canadian climber can generate when threatened.... Quote
erik Posted April 18, 2001 Posted April 18, 2001 sheeezz....bro a smokescreen...you better becareful with threats like that you are going to get every crazy/lazy american chargin the borders..... if you canajuns fly like you drive we are in trouble...and if i remember right canada doesn't export potatoes....(watch out idaho!!foreshadowing!?) i would also try to kill myself i if lived in a socialist country.....long live capitalism!!!!! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 19, 2001 Posted April 19, 2001 Erik, Worry not for the Special Operations team has already infiltrated the ranks of this Dru character and his weak posse Webmaster! We need some Bob Marley cigar icons over here on this thread. Preferrably with smoke emitting from them I am now off to get to the front lines on this mission. Shot over! Cpt.Caveman [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 04-18-2001).] Quote
Dru Posted April 19, 2001 Author Posted April 19, 2001 Well it was a good trip. Borbon came by and gave me a bunch of Coors Light that he had the good sense not to drink himself. (Thanks Ray!) Got spanked on a boulder start at 4th of July. Still getting bouted on Royal Flush. But I did the Fault-Catapault-Bone-Canary link up. That's good!!!! And the Sickle Slab au cheval traverse that JN has the picture of in Kramar's guide. It was mostly a quiet scene with lots of wine drinking except for some morning wake up techno. And buddy Arlin getting arrested by the sherriff for telling him he was driving the wrong way around the campground loop. Man, the ticks were everywhere. I avoided most of them. But buddy Graham got 2 in the back of his neck and had to pull em out with pliers. Ow! Quote
Dru Posted March 20, 2003 Author Posted March 20, 2003 For my 10 000 th post I thought I would recall a simpler time like the spring of 2001 good times then and now. My last day of work is March 28 so I will hopefully see some friends down in Cali in April? Quote
erik Posted March 20, 2003 Posted March 20, 2003 Dru said: For my 10 000 th post I thought I would recall a simpler time like the spring of 2001 good times then and now. My last day of work is March 28 so I will hopefully see some friends down in Cali in April? werd to your mother Quote
Mer Posted March 20, 2003 Posted March 20, 2003 Expect to hear "Oh Canada" sung in 8-Mile Capground This thread makes me feel so patriotic, I feel we should sing a few bars of the National Anthem. Happy ten thousand'th Dru. All together now: "They shot a movie once, in my home town. everybody was in it, from miles around...." Quote
Dru Posted June 23, 2004 Author Posted June 23, 2004 it only took me 15 months to make 10, 000 posts i'm afraid i'm not gonna make 20k by july 1. climbing will intervene. Quote
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