ashw_justin Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 How do you onsight 5.14? I thought the holds were invisible? On a related note, how many onsights are not really onsights, due to the fact that all the holds are chalked up? I'm betting most of them. Probably not too much chalk on 5.14's though. Quote
RuMR Posted October 7, 2004 Author Posted October 7, 2004 oh jeez...you are getting waaaay to puritanical...also, most of 'em have fixed draws...i guess ol' yuji's pretty weak sauce, huh? Quote
ashw_justin Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 Hey I'm just trying to help out our economy. Think of how many jobs I am creating. Under my plans, status-climbing will require a full entourage of hard working individuals, laborers, overseers, and inspectors. They will work hard to ensure that the climber attains badassness by the most impeccable standards, at the same time re-mobilizing a weakening global economy. Eventually the sport will facet into a multilateral team effort, with the assistant chief chalk-expungement engineer being given as equal credit to the ascent as the strategical execution specialist (prev. "climber"). The highest earnings and repute will of course go to the Director of Ascent (DOA) whose task is to ensure the smooth functioning of the unit, as well as dictate proper choreography to the specialist (ps: many cc.comers show promise for this highly valued position). Quote
ashw_justin Posted October 7, 2004 Posted October 7, 2004 Hey look what else I found on that site. http://forums.climbing.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=308&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 Quote
RuMR Posted October 7, 2004 Author Posted October 7, 2004 don't pollute my thread with that crap! Quote
EWolfe Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 Yuji is a solid climber who has worked hard for many years to maintain an amazing level of fitness. Well deserved! Quote
jonah Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 I've always loved the idea that it's not an onsight if there's chalk or draws already there. Because the REAL obstacle to climbing 14b is being able to clip a bolt and see a hold. Yeah... That's why I say there is no such thing as an onsight of a splitter crack. The sequence, holds and gear are all right there in front of you before you even get on the climb. Quote
ashw_justin Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 I wonder what it would be like to climb cracks blindfolded. Pretty cool I bet! Quote
ashw_justin Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 NOW which one of these is the green camalot... Quote
cracked Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 oh jeez...you are getting waaaay to puritanical...also, most of 'em have fixed draws...i guess ol' yuji's pretty weak sauce, huh? Well, Justin's the guy who pulls his draws between attempts to send the gnar-gnar. Quote
Distel32 Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 THE FACT STILL REMAINS THAT YUJI GOT HIS ASS KICKED ON THAT TRIP WITH FRANCOIS FRANCOIS AROUND THE STATES! werd.... Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 THE FACT STILL REMAINS THAT YUJI GOT HIS ASS KICKED ON THAT TRIP WITH FRANCOIS FRANCOIS AROUND THE STATES! werd.... The fact still remains that you are a punting wank of a pebble-wrestling future yurt owner. Go suck on a yak, assbutter. Quote
Dru Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 The fact still remains that Yuji onsights French 14b sporto routes but can't onsight ANY of the 5.13 trad routes on El Cap. So which is harder Quote
RuMR Posted October 8, 2004 Author Posted October 8, 2004 THE FACT STILL REMAINS THAT YUJI GOT HIS ASS KICKED ON THAT TRIP WITH FRANCOIS FRANCOIS AROUND THE STATES! werd.... uhhh i think you're a tad bit mistaken...it was francois who was hurt and didn't send crap...yuji pretty much hiked on everything... yeah...what dfa says, go eat some yak'sassbutter, beyotch! Quote
Distel32 Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 yeah I know, I just love watching that movie and seeing him get spanked. He didn't hike everything, don't think he did just do it, (david hume, 3 tries...?) Quote
Dru Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 He did do Just Do It and said "Who said this is only 14b?" Quote
Distel32 Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 He did do Just Do It and said "Who said this is only 14b?" rad Quote
chirp Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 FRANCOIS !! please spare us the inane hero worship, I have met the man and he is *comment deleted by moderator Quote
Distel32 Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 hero worship!? I was putting him down.....fuckin' frenchie ..... Quote
scott_harpell Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 Werd brah... I hate Hill after hearing her speak frog on the last video RUMR posted. Quote
scott_harpell Posted October 8, 2004 Posted October 8, 2004 Have you seen me dood? I am like the Aryan nations poster-child. Quote
cracked Posted October 15, 2004 Posted October 15, 2004 Climbing sux... Anyone wanna go skiing? Oh yeah, climbing sux.... Quote
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