Fairweather Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 DATELINE PARIS American cycling legend Lance Armstrong's sixth Tour de France victory has been revoked by The French Cycling Commission after several banned substances were found in his Paris hotel room. Sources say among items discovered were deodorant, toothpaste, and bathsoap. Quote
jon Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 Hey Fairweather, I've got a few banana peels lying around you can throw in the Delorean so you can go back in time and find another old joke. Nothing like a good France sucks joke though. Quote
Fairweather Posted August 12, 2004 Author Posted August 12, 2004 Hey Fairweather, I've got a few banana peels lying around you can throw in the Delorean so you can go back in time and find another old joke. Nothing like a good France sucks joke though. It turns out Mr Fusion never actually worked, so I'll have to find another way to go back in time. Quote
Doug Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 They also initiated a body search of Lance and found a couple of other item unfamiliar to the French......a Spine & a Testicle Quote
JoshK Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 hatred of the french...bringing the rest of the world together... Quote
iain Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 hate 'em all you like but go over there and live for awhile. those guys know how to live the good life. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 ahhh yes the frenchies!! gotta love em. lance is definitely on drugs; look at the legs...definitely enhanced! Quote
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