thrutch Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Tell me something, why do they always have weird loops, hinges, hooks and weird zippers to secure them? What ever happed to good ole buttons and zippers? Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 You mean the child safety tamperproof mechanisms? Lots of em are designed to prolong foreplay I think. Quote
Double_E Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 You mean the child safety tamperproof mechanisms? Lots of em are designed to prolong foreplay I think. no shit, yeh what's with the bra-hooks that take a frickin pair of tweezers and/or other medical instruments to open!! clearly designed by a woman. we need to have them things designed by men, so they'll take 0.5 second to deal with! of course, part of this is sortof a personal handicap... still on the brastrap-learning-curve, cause of having dated a buncha hippy chicks in my younger years, where this usually isn't an issue .... ladies these days probably don't buy the story/excuse, but hey issallgood. Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Well I think it's more of a promoter of evolution. In the wild, a male must prove his fitness to mate through feats of strength and beauty... while in our human society, where intelligence and dexterity are more highly valued, it is the male's ability to conquer complex tasks, that proves his genetic suitability. Quote
snugtop Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 I just wish they would size them like men's clothes...with inches instead of the totally subjective 0-12 system. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 [quoteno shit, yeh what's with the bra-hooks that take a frickin pair of tweezers and/or other medical instruments to open!! clearly designed by a woman. we need to have them things designed by men, so they'll take 0.5 second to deal with! It's all about dexterity. Practice unhooking a back-close bra one-handed. Get that down and her jiggle twins will be swaying in the breeze before she knows what hit her. I'm telling you, it knocks 'em out! Quote
sk Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 [quoteno shit, yeh what's with the bra-hooks that take a frickin pair of tweezers and/or other medical instruments to open!! clearly designed by a woman. we need to have them things designed by men, so they'll take 0.5 second to deal with! It's all about dexterity. Practice unhooking a back-close bra one-handed. Get that down and her jiggle twins will be swaying in the breeze before she knows what hit her. I'm telling you, it knocks 'em out! "ooohhh Greg you are such a playah, I have never had anyone undo my bra soooo fast" I think that impressed the middle school girls. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 [quoteno shit, yeh what's with the bra-hooks that take a frickin pair of tweezers and/or other medical instruments to open!! clearly designed by a woman. we need to have them things designed by men, so they'll take 0.5 second to deal with! It's all about dexterity. Practice unhooking a back-close bra one-handed. Get that down and her jiggle twins will be swaying in the breeze before she knows what hit her. I'm telling you, it knocks 'em out! "ooohhh Greg you are such a playah, I have never had anyone undo my bra soooo fast" I think that impressed the middle school girls. Dial the masked bitterness back a bit, there, kid. Quote
Figger_Eight Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 her jiggle twins You're quite the renaissance man, aren't you. Quote
sk Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 [quoteno shit, yeh what's with the bra-hooks that take a frickin pair of tweezers and/or other medical instruments to open!! clearly designed by a woman. we need to have them things designed by men, so they'll take 0.5 second to deal with! It's all about dexterity. Practice unhooking a back-close bra one-handed. Get that down and her jiggle twins will be swaying in the breeze before she knows what hit her. I'm telling you, it knocks 'em out! "ooohhh Greg you are such a playah, I have never had anyone undo my bra soooo fast" I think that impressed the middle school girls. Dial the masked bitterness back a bit, there, kid. <---- sceaming with laughter you are so funny Quote
BreezyD Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Ditto Snugtop ... I have wondered that for years. I say we start a revolution ... B Quote
swaterfall Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 It's all about tayloring your dexterity level to the moment. If you want to seem innocent, then fumble a little. "Gee... I haven't been with some one for a long time..." If you want to seem like the playa you are then the one-handed unhook is a great way to get her bra off... and her jiggle twins will be swaying in the breeze before she knows what hit her. Quote
ashw_justin Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Man you "seasoned" dudes know all the tricks, don't you? Quote
sk Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 It's all about tayloring your dexterity level to the moment. If you want to seem innocent, then fumble a little. "Gee... I haven't been with some one for a long time..." If you want to seem like the playa you are then the one-handed unhook is a great way to get her bra off... and her jiggle twins will be swaying in the breeze before she knows what hit her. once I stopped having sex in the car out of necesity, it stopped being of interest Quote
swaterfall Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 It stopped being of interest to you or your partner? Quote
sk Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 It stopped being of interest to you or your partner? I don't care HOW it comes off, hell I will take it off .... Quote
willstrickland Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Well ya know ladies, the dudes' pants are sized on some arbitrary number system in Europe. Like a 44= 30" waist x 30" inseam,46 = 32" wx 32" inseam, etc. Lowe Alpine sizes some of their pants that way...why I have no idea. If you fellas are having that much trouble with a bra...something that really only has about two different ways to close and you will know which before you start simply by whether it's in front or back, maybe the problem isn't with the design but with the operator? Quote
snugtop Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 They say Marilyn Monroe was like a size 12? Well she'd be like a 4 in today's sizes...they keep "inflating" the sizes to hoodwink you into buying clothes that appear to be small sizes("oh it's a 4, I'll buy it!") I should add that this scam works on me. Quote
sk Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 They say Marilyn Monroe was like a size 12? Well she'd be like a 4 in today's sizes...they keep "inflating" the sizes to hoodwink you into buying clothes that appear to be small sizes("oh it's a 4, I'll buy it!") I should add that this scam works on me. I thought marlin was 5'10 and weighed 160 some odd lbs.. if that is a size 4 hook me up Quote
assmonkey Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 jiggle twins That's fucking classic. "Jiggle twins." That's better than "fun bags." Quote
RuMR Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 It stopped being of interest to you or your partner? I don't care HOW it comes off, hell I will take it off .... muff...you rock!!!! Quote
minx Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 i don't think that it's a problem w/wimmin's clothing. i don't think thrutch has had enough practice getting wimmen out of their clothing Quote
RuMR Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 actually...i think thrutch is a closet transvestite and has trouble "gettin' ready for a night on the town!" hahahahaha Quote
Amber Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Tell me something, why do they always have weird loops, hinges, hooks and weird zippers to secure them? What ever happed to good ole buttons and zippers? I have never dated a boy who had trouble taking my clothes off. Are you clumsy or something? Quote
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