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Kill The White People

by Eddie Murphy

 

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I live in a shanty in the shantytown.

We have no money so we had to sleep on the ground.

I played the music. My father he dig a ditch.

My mother she do laundry life sure was a bitch.

 

But soon we killed the white people. Ooh we gun make them hurt.

Kill the white people yea. But buy my record first.

Ooh yea. Why don’t you buy my record?

 

We sing of freedom and ooh equality.

But we really don’t care we just want money money money.

We want to drive in a big black limosine.

Get so high off ganja we cant even see.

Soon we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.

Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy my record first ooh.

 

When u go in the record store. We gunna wait outside.

We gunna hit them in the head with a bat and make them cry.

Soon we kill the white people.

Yea but buy my record first.

 

 

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I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see

If I get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see

Then whitey he won't bother me

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see

 

Garrett Morris, SNL

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[disclaimer.. I've only watched Chappelle about 5 times ever, most of which were about a year ago when I had cable, but..]

 

You watched that show? It's daaaammmn funny. I dont know if he's a racist or not tho? confused.gif

 

dude, pleaszz. that show is SO not racist. for some perspective go check out:

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com

 

and especially:...

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/letters.html

 

funny-ass website. someone on CC.com (lummox maybe?) mentioned a while back. thanks again lummox. anyway, it's the same sort of vein as Chappelle's humor.. poking fun at touchy race issues. and that "letters" page has some very interesting reading.

 

I think a LOT of people need to lighten up about race humor... and especially:

 

(1) WHITE LIBERALS who get all squirmy and uncomfortable when white folk make race humor (i.e., blackpeopleloveus.com, or Howard Stern, etc).... and I guess, hmmm, come to think of it, white liberals, if liberal... enough ... just get uncomfortable about a LOT of stuff. rolleyes.gifsnugtop.gif

(2) WHITE CONSERVATIVES who get pissy and red in the face when someone like Chappelle or Spike Lee poke fun at or otherwise work with touchy race issues, saying "Well now, if a white person did/said/wrote that it would be considered racism goddamit!! Now there'sa double standard if I ever seen one." rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gif

 

 

 

actually but one of the funniest Chappelle skits I saw didn't even involve race tho.. it involved breasts. there's this one chick who's mid-20s and is fairly pretty and all, BUT has reeaaly small breasts.

 

so she prays to God or whatever for bigger ta-tas and God sends here Chappelle as some kind of educator-angel .... kinda like how George Bailey got visited by the angel Clarence in the movie It's a Wonderful Life. yellaf.gifyellaf.gif And so it goes into black & white and Angel Chappelle snaps his fingers or something, and POOF!! the girl all of a sudden has HUUUGE knockers. thumbs_up.gifhahaha.gif

 

and she sees how it changes her life all of a sudden... she has a hard time running... gets chronic back pain... the nerdy guy who lives next door is all of a sudden always wanting to do her favors all the time ... various problematic things start happening.

 

And just like in It's a Wonderful Life, ... I think in the end of the skit the chicks asks God (or maybe Chappele/Clarence) to make her tits small again... and God obliges. yellaf.gif

 

tooo funny. mhann I miss that show sometimes ... need to get cable again.

Posted

The white mancall himself civilized

Cause he know how to take over

The white man come to pillage my village

Now he tell me i have to bend over

 

Oh yeah, Kill all the white man

 

No I dont like the white man up in me

He rape my country

Everything I love and cherish, He try to take away

We will be rid of him, soon come the day

 

Oh yeah, Kill all the white man

Oh yeah, Kill all the white man

Oh yeah, Kill all the white man

Oh yeah, Kill all the white man

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