cracked Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 what the s want! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Just remember guys: If you like her, she's too good looking to go out with the likes of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 hang out at sassy's and look for miss nude oregon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandora Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Michael, I think the key is subtlety and coolness. IMO hitting-on can be done in any of the above-mentioned places as long as it's not too in-your-face, more friendly and nice than working hard to get the digits. And if the chica in question is busy actually doing something, like climbing, you gotta make your focus on that rather than on her, or her fineness, or her gender. Also women are sensitive to what seems to be, to the guy, helpful information, and to her, condescension. I think that's a common trap WRT beta and whatnot. That make sense?  Wow, I actually agree with marylou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 i heard somewhere that fabio is only 5' 4". poor fabio. even richard simmons is taller than that  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 hang out at sassy's and look for miss nude oregon. Â You keep talking about her Chris. When do we get to see her (in person of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Hey Ladies Lyrics - Beastie Boys  Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya There never was a city kid truer and bluer There's more to me than you'll ever know And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon And I'm always out looking for a female companion I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib I took off her moccasins and put on my bib I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm feeling Your body's on time and your mind is appealing Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling Some such nonsense is the bass that I'm throwing Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing She's talking to the kid to the who I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did  Me in the corner with a good looking daughter I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet In my apartment I begged her please stop it The gift of gab is the gift that I have And that girl ain't nothing but a crab Special at Woodman's in Essex Mass Educated no stupid yes And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large With the white sassoons and the looks that kill Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around You be listening to my records' a number one sound Step to the rhythm step step to the ride I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside Tune in tune on to my tune that's live Ladies flock like bees to a hive  She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door Break up with your girl it ended in tears Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking She said come on over it was me that she missed I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak Sucking down pints till I didn't know Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho Cause I announce I like girls that bounce With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce Girls with curls and big long locks And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and *She thinks she's the passionate one*  Hey, hey, hey ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 cripes...do i have to say it again? you guys make this whole dating thing so frikkin difficult.  a) see hot chica, strike up a conversation, suggest a second meeting if she likes you she'll say yes  b) see chica, happen to talk/get to know chica b/c you happen to be in the same place for a while. you like chica suggest an additional being in the same place at the same time event.  c) repeat a and/or b w/chica until one of you doesn't like the other  d) start w/ a and/or b   this applies at the crag, at the grocery store, in class, at the bar, etc etc etc.  Well thanks, but we already knew it was easy if you are female...  Well the steps are mostly correct but it's more like this:  a) see chica, think about striking up a conversation... b) happen to be in the same place for a while, think about additional being in the same place at the same time... c) repeat d) see "c"  Or if you're at the crag it's more like this:  a) see hot chica, see her 7 boyfriends. Strike up a conversation, become annoyed as one of 7 seven boyfriends inevitably takes over conversation and talks about his sends, if he likes you he suggests that you belay him on his "project."  b) see hot chica, try to climb with hot chica, get annoyed because either 1) she sucks and spends 10 minutes hanging for each minute climbing, or 2) she's way better than you, making you feel all cold and tiny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 hang out at sassy's and look for miss nude oregon. Â You keep talking about her Chris. When do we get to see her (in person of course). She was there last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Chicks really dig clever guys who know just when to bust out that oh so perfect Monty Python Holy Grail line. Â Then follow it up with a few more. Â They really like that. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Well actually the NC-1701C was the only Enterprise to actually lose the capacity for warp drive initiation!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 I heard one of the female moderators on this site is a huge Trekkie and has all the lines to all the episodes memorized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 I think it's a pretty sad sign of the times when someone has to ask when it's ok to ask a girl out....  ashwa_justin had it right  1. see cute chica in said place 2. try to talk to chica 3. chicken out repeat cycle until.... 4.finally talk to said chica 5.get stared at like you are a level III sex offender 6.go alpine climbing while listening to Rage against the machine at highest volume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Well then I'd like to "beam her up" Â Â (er, no I am not serious please don't ban me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Yeah but you forgot the part where one of her dude friends (boyfriend? will be if you ask...) comes up and starts saying things like "oh yeah this is the climb that we onsighted in the rain during an earthquake... yeah, but it's easy now, do you need me to climb it for you? just let me know, I'll be over here keeping this woman's butt from touching the ground..." Â Oh wait you were speaking in general though huh. It pretty much goes as above. Cockblocking-jocks are everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 mike's art style sort of reminds me of "teen girl squad an independent comic by strong bad". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 hang out at sassy's and look for miss nude oregon. Â You keep talking about her Chris. When do we get to see her (in person of course). She was there last night. Â rbw - if you think i would ever introduce a stripper friend to you, you are out of ur freakin mind! might was well throw some live meat in the shark tank. dream on hommie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 1. see cute chica in said place 2. try to talk to chica 3. chicken out repeat cycle until.... 4.finally talk to said chica 5.get stared at like you are a level III sex offender 6.go alpine climbing while listening to Rage against the machine at highest volume  how about:  1. meet guy climbing 2. give guy your digits 3. guys contacts you to ask for digits of female friend you were climbing with - "would have asked at the time but it would have been awkward". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 who were you climbing with? was she hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 who were you climbing with? was she hot? Â dru- does it matter? she was female. you know you're interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 oh come on minx i probably have higher standards than you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 dru, i'm sure that's true since i haven't been out looking for the ladies in a quite a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 1. see cute chica in said place 2. try to talk to chica 3. chicken out repeat cycle until.... 4.finally talk to said chica 5.get stared at like you are a level III sex offender 6.go alpine climbing while listening to Rage against the machine at highest volume  how about:  1. meet guy climbing 2. give guy your digits 3. guys contacts you to ask for digits of female friend you were climbing with - "would have asked at the time but it would have been awkward". how about 1. meet cute climber girls. 2. the one i am not interested in gives me her digits. 3. hook up with her. 4. imagine the other while i am banging the first. 5. burning in hell for eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 the simple fact is mikey doesnt fit either the sensitive or bad-boy categories. mike you should either grow a moustache and a mullet, or start wearing pink bow-ties and taking yoga classes while listening to morrisey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.