lummox Posted April 30, 2004 Author Posted April 30, 2004 I'd say you're already screwed, if you have to ask for dating advice on an internet message board. Send her my way- after I've "handled" her for a couple of weeks, I'll dump her on her ass. Then, you can come in when she's all needy and vulnerable and shit. of course i am screwed. i just asked about the desperate-lonely-guy call to someone with red hair cause i only dated one of them before and she was crazy as all hell. i guess all the women i have been out with have been.
ScottP Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 Be VERY cautious... I nearly burned my retinas pulling a pair of black panties off my first redhead.
EWolfe Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 I so knew that was coming - now I gotta dig up some Robbins on redheads...
EWolfe Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 : Â " A love story inside a pack of Camel cigarettes between a red-headed deposed European princess and a red-headed outlaw bomber known as the The Woodpecker, this wonderful novel deals with sex in pyramids, mensturation and the moon, the difference between criminals and outlaws (hint: criminals are victims - outlaws joyously take resonsibility), the difference between social activism and romantic individualism, the importance of frogs, fairy tales, dynamite and the no small matter of how redheads burn easily. Everything is connected, and we should NEVER grow up."
Ducknut Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 One of my favorite books  : " A love story inside a pack of Camel cigarettes between a red-headed deposed European princess and a red-headed outlaw bomber known as the The Woodpecker, this wonderful novel deals with sex in pyramids, mensturation and the moon, the difference between criminals and outlaws (hint: criminals are victims - outlaws joyously take resonsibility), the difference between social activism and romantic individualism, the importance of frogs, fairy tales, dynamite and the no small matter of how redheads burn easily. Everything is connected, and we should NEVER grow up."
EWolfe Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 Man, quit posting pics of ugly chicks. Thanks. Â Yeah, there's plenty of others: Â Â
Double_E Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 This is too cool... Richard Simmons is no longer the only recurring celebrity theme on this site.
Rev_D._Wayne_Love Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 I'd say you're already screwed, if you have to ask for dating advice on an internet message board. Send her my way- after I've "handled" her for a couple of weeks, I'll dump her on her ass. Then, you can come in when she's all needy and vulnerable and shit  Yeah, right. Anyone that sprays about their sexual prowess and/or ability to attract women is full of shit. Go back to wackin' it over at Bangbus.com  Actually, I prefer cumfiesta.com- I'm not sure why you're so bitter. Perhaps you're one of the Rev's former playtoys...Did you shave your head, buy a jeep and tell everyone to call you Pat, or Jo? Counting the days till the next Ani Defranco concert?
badvoodoo Posted April 30, 2004 Posted April 30, 2004 Oh, Mama! Nicole is the shiznit! Â Dunno, she looks like an anorexic gogo dancer in that one...
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