foraker Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 http://douglas.min.net/essay/ The scary thing is, it looks like he got a '10' on both essays. I'd like to know if that's 10/10 or 10/100...... Maybe they're just following the 'whole language' approach to writing.... Quote
Ratboy Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 "Imagine, fighting the power of the gods with flashlight batteries!" Quote
iain Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 I also like the blatant triple-spacing and monster margins in the second one to fill two pages. Quote
Ratboy Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 (edited) "They think lightning is a lie perpetrated by people with a vested interest. At their own peril!!!" "Lightning will knock down your tree and knock down your soul." These are great. Edited April 21, 2004 by Ratboy Quote
Pandora Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 There's no way that can be real, it's too funny! "Lightning has the killing power to kill people and the destructive power to knock down trees! When you stand near trees, they will be knocked down by lightning and you will be killed by lightning! There is no escape. Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall." Quote
ashw_justin Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing the adolescence a whole new genre of prose, perhaps later to become in its fruition the first indisputable Great American Epic... Hey, does anyone else have the strange and immediate urge to go eat at McDonalds? Wierd... Quote
Greg_W Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 He's obviously trying to reach a specified word count in the first essay. Overall, I like his imagination. Quote
Alasdair Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 I think that guy might be related to Dave Schuldt. Quote
olyclimber Posted April 21, 2004 Posted April 21, 2004 I believe this is George Bush's speech writer. Quote
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