faster_than_poo Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 It's really smokey in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faster_than_you Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 That's too bad Seagal, Â Seagal makes me think "Seagals." Is Steven Seagal a Seagal by default? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Does cc.com have some kind of moderator-assisted thread suicide program? Â 'Cause this piece of sub-filler material would be a prime candidate for a dignified death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 That's too bad Seagal, Â Seagal makes me think "Seagals." Is Steven Seagal a Seagal by default? Â Â It is but a coincidence that my name is a parallel to the hotness of the women that surround me. Â For example: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Does cc.com have some kind of moderator-assisted thread suicide program? 'Cause this piece of sub-filler material would be a prime candidate for a dignified death.   Notso, How'd you like that stick clip shoved up your ass? Your Chi is leaking out. You're going out, pal. You're not Above the Law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 I rain unstoppable strikes on your effeminately moussed dome, fool. Word is you're so soft, that half-assed excuse for a man Norris put the hurt on you with his limp roundhouse kicks. Â Pathetic, brah. Go back to the dojo and work on your ki-ai so you don't crumple every time someone thinks about hitting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flu Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Cross post: Â http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=12ef78b0-13e8-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7 Â Oh my God!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Mein Got! Â Knotter Gathering! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faster_than_you Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Cross post:Â http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=12ef78b0-13e8-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7 Â Oh my God!!! Â I've been in the jungle searching out Nodders and missed this... Â OMG. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Can_You_Believe_It Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I can't believe it... http://www.northwestclimbers.com/community/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Cross post:Â http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=12ef78b0-13e8-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7 Â Oh my God!!! Â I've been in the jungle searching out Nodders and missed this... Â OMG. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Happy Birthday, Nodder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faster_than_poo Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sure is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Already_on_Top Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 You have the gift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 its the noddler in viet nam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 You're smarter than they are. You're more efficient than they are. You’re funnier than they are.  But they have you outnumbered.  Meet:  The Alpha Chimp The Brown Noser The Cheapskate The Chitchat Artist The Condescending IT Guy The Dinosaur The Floozy The Gossip The Hall Monitor The Micromanager The Nodder The Office Girls The Politico The Potential Serial Killer The Temp The Water Cooler Casanova The Yes Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_WP Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Basically, all the worst parts of the bible. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Fuck YOU. While you guys have been having your little jackoff party, look at the ass whupping I've been doing on the bad guys:    Now cut the crap. You too, Gillface.   That's too bad Seagal, you know why?  I'm a smoker.   You look like a smoker... a pole smoker, doll boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_WP Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Yeah, you wanna go? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 You got soup comin out your nose already How much did you swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_WP Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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