faster_than_you Posted March 2, 2006 Author Posted March 2, 2006 That's too bad Seagal, Â Seagal makes me think "Seagals." Is Steven Seagal a Seagal by default? Â Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 Does cc.com have some kind of moderator-assisted thread suicide program? Â 'Cause this piece of sub-filler material would be a prime candidate for a dignified death. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 That's too bad Seagal, Â Seagal makes me think "Seagals." Is Steven Seagal a Seagal by default? Â Â It is but a coincidence that my name is a parallel to the hotness of the women that surround me. Â For example: Â Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 Does cc.com have some kind of moderator-assisted thread suicide program? 'Cause this piece of sub-filler material would be a prime candidate for a dignified death.   Notso, How'd you like that stick clip shoved up your ass? Your Chi is leaking out. You're going out, pal. You're not Above the Law. Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 I rain unstoppable strikes on your effeminately moussed dome, fool. Word is you're so soft, that half-assed excuse for a man Norris put the hurt on you with his limp roundhouse kicks. Â Pathetic, brah. Go back to the dojo and work on your ki-ai so you don't crumple every time someone thinks about hitting you. Quote
Flu Posted April 2, 2006 Posted April 2, 2006 Cross post: Â http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=12ef78b0-13e8-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7 Â Oh my God!!! Quote
faster_than_you Posted April 12, 2006 Author Posted April 12, 2006 Cross post:Â http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=12ef78b0-13e8-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7 Â Oh my God!!! Â I've been in the jungle searching out Nodders and missed this... Â OMG. Â Quote
Can_You_Believe_It Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 I can't believe it... http://www.northwestclimbers.com/community/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13 Quote
AlpineK Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 Cross post:Â http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=12ef78b0-13e8-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7 Â Oh my God!!! Â I've been in the jungle searching out Nodders and missed this... Â OMG. Â Â Quote
Mr_Phil Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 You're smarter than they are. You're more efficient than they are. You’re funnier than they are.  But they have you outnumbered.  Meet:  The Alpha Chimp The Brown Noser The Cheapskate The Chitchat Artist The Condescending IT Guy The Dinosaur The Floozy The Gossip The Hall Monitor The Micromanager The Nodder The Office Girls The Politico The Potential Serial Killer The Temp The Water Cooler Casanova The Yes Men Quote
Chris_WP Posted August 16, 2006 Posted August 16, 2006 Basically, all the worst parts of the bible. Â Â Quote
G-spotter Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 Fuck YOU. While you guys have been having your little jackoff party, look at the ass whupping I've been doing on the bad guys:    Now cut the crap. You too, Gillface.   That's too bad Seagal, you know why?  I'm a smoker.   You look like a smoker... a pole smoker, doll boy. Quote
G-spotter Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 You got soup comin out your nose already How much did you swallow? Quote
Chris_WP Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees. Â Â Quote
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