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best of cc.com The Nodder?

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Does cc.com have some kind of moderator-assisted thread suicide program?

 

'Cause this piece of sub-filler material would be a prime candidate for a dignified death.

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That's too bad Seagal,

 

Seagal makes me think "Seagals." Is Steven Seagal a Seagal by default? confused.gif

 

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It is but a coincidence that my name is a parallel to the hotness of the women that surround me.

 

For example:

 

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Does cc.com have some kind of moderator-assisted thread suicide program?

 

'Cause this piece of sub-filler material would be a prime candidate for a dignified death.

 

 

Notso,

How'd you like that stick clip shoved up your ass?

Your Chi is leaking out. You're going out, pal. You're not Above the Law. moon.gif

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I rain unstoppable strikes on your effeminately moussed dome, fool. Word is you're so soft, that half-assed excuse for a man Norris put the hurt on you with his limp roundhouse kicks.

 

Pathetic, brah. Go back to the dojo and work on your ki-ai so you don't crumple every time someone thinks about hitting you. pitty.gif

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You're smarter than they are.

You're more efficient than they are.

You’re funnier than they are.

 

But they have you outnumbered.

 

Meet:

 

The Alpha Chimp

The Brown Noser

The Cheapskate

The Chitchat Artist

The Condescending IT Guy

The Dinosaur

The Floozy

The Gossip

The Hall Monitor

The Micromanager

The Nodder

The Office Girls

The Politico

The Potential Serial Killer

The Temp

The Water Cooler Casanova

The Yes Men

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Fuck YOU.

 

While you guys have been having your little jackoff party,

look at the ass whupping I've been doing on the bad guys:

 

 

 

Now cut the crap. You too, Gillface.

 

 

That's too bad Seagal, you know why?

 

I'm a smoker.

 

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You look like a smoker... a pole smoker, doll boy. the_finger.gif

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I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

 

 

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