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I found this while perusing the gallery. I guess jordop posted it a while back. You can't see the massive bloody nose i just had.

Anyway, i'm in a self-destructive mood, so fire away.

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"hmmmm, i guess being on the rag isn't such a bad thing after all"

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"Ohh, yeah baby! Oh, yeah . . . oh SHIT!"

"What . . what was . . .what is that?"

"Oh fuck . . .nothing . . . uh sorry."

"Oh gross."

"Here, lemme clean that up."

"Yuck."

"Yeah, I know. I gotta get that fixed. Kinda kills the mood huh?" (nervous laughter)

 

okay, maybe the stories associated with the photo are funnier wave.gif

 

Long story short, i had a massive bloody nose whilst having sex w/the lights off. i got it cauterized later.

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Long haired male hitchhiker in the backseat says, "Well Mr. Cowboy, aren't you going to ask me if I'm a boy or a girl?"

 

"I don't care, I'm gonna fuck you anyway," Mike replies.

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I found this while perusing the gallery. I guess jordop posted it a while back. You can't see the massive bloody nose i just had.

Anyway, i'm in a self-destructive mood, so fire away.

1736gimp.jpg

 

 

And the requisite: "You sure got a purty mouth on ya."

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1736gimp.jpg

 

"...w-w-well, it's um it's it's it's um it's usually um tw-tw-tw-twenty and um f-f-forty, but I-I-I-I-I've had a s-s-s-slow night so I-I-I'll do it f-f-for a f-fiver. And um that's f-f-five EACH....not f-f-five f-for ALL of you guys"

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I found this while perusing the gallery. I guess jordop posted it a while back. You can't see the massive bloody nose i just had.

Anyway, i'm in a self-destructive mood, so fire away.

1736gimp.jpg

 

"hmmmm, i guess being on the rag isn't such a bad thing after all"

 

Mmmmm....that was good. Did I get it all off of my chin?

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