chucK Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Now's your chance to bag on CBS or Sportos or both with your own humorous quip!!! A beer for the winner (and not some lousy Canadian thief beer ): CBS has the first entry: Catbirdseat wrote: I still think its funny when the sportos give you such funny looks when you rack up to do a crack. Like, "why in hell would you want to do THAT, when you could just clip a bolt?" Other possibilites: "Why is he wearing that big dorky helmet?" "Why is he calling us 'Sportos'?" "Whoa, his shoes are giving me an epileptic seizure!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 why are they clipping that first bolt with a tent pole? why dont they just climb up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Whenever I'm feeling depressed, I go out to Vantage where I laugh at the sportos stick-clipping their way up 5.11 bolted routes while I prove my toughness by climbing 5.7 trad in boots." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted February 24, 2004 Author Share Posted February 24, 2004 I don't think you guys get this contest. It's supposed to be what the "Sportos" are thinking and why they are giving CBS quizzical looks! Like, "What's that guy trying to prove? Climbing with a shirt on! Hah!" or "Why are those guys belaying with the carabiner through their belay loops?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "How come that guy didn't take his ATC off when he started to climb?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 How about, "If that idiot would just move THREE FEET to the right or the left to a bolt line, he wouldn't need all those heavy cams!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "I didn't realize Ned Flanders was based on a real person" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabertooth Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Why the hell would you stick your hand into that thing when there is this nice series of removable jugs only a few feet away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Why is that guy rapping that chimney?" "And what's with the pack? We're at Vantage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "I didn't realize Ned Flanders was based on a real person" "Hideeho, neighbor! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Must have been a sale on rugby shirts and painter pants at Goodwill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "I didn't realize Ned Flanders was based on a real person" Okely dokely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 'I wonder if that white stuff on his hands is tape or guano?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Dude, why is that guy measuring the crack with calipers before he sticks a cam in?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgersling Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "I thought they wore shorts over polypro." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Now's your chance to bag on CBS or Sportos or both with your own humorous quip!!! one would assume since you said to bag on CBS OR sportos or both .... that either was fair game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miller Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "that guy must be off route - there arent any tick marks up there..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Gaitors?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Whoa, Dude! That guy is so old he must not know what bolts are for. Or maybe he just can't see them..... I've been climbing for a LONG time now, for like almost a YEAR, and I've never seen ANYBODY try to climb without QUICKDRAWS! That's just INSANE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted February 24, 2004 Author Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Where's his boom box?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "There's no chalk marks. How does he know where to put his hands?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I've heard it's not climbing if the backs of your hands touch the rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambled_legs Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I'm just thankful that I haven't been climbing long enough to have experienced spandex and climbing in the same scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Holy shite dood, I think that's Fred Beckey over there!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 "Holy shite dood, I think that's Fred Beckey over there!" "How can you tell?" Answer, "See how he's pulling on gear?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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