Rick_Sharpless Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Check this out - the Christian Right knows no limits Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Americans who love liberty should be ashamed of Texas. We ought to cede that state to Mexico and good riddance to it. Quote
sk Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Americans who love liberty should be ashamed of Texas. We ought to cede that state to Mexico and good riddance to it. oaky.. all but whaco tanks though kay Quote
Rick_Sharpless Posted February 11, 2004 Author Posted February 11, 2004 we could call Mexico and tell them that we have realized that they won at the alamo so it's only fair that they take texas  But banning vibrators in TX could have some interesting electoral consequences - is there a vibrator constituency Quote
Jopa Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 We ought to cede that state to Mexico and good riddance to it. Â What did Mexico do to diserve such a punishment?!! Quote
RobBob Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 And the funny thing is that Texas may well be the horniest state in the nation. Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Jopa, you are right. Mexico did nothing to deserve Texas. Maybe would could cede them to Cuba. Quote
Dru Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 They didn't want to comply with what was really Christian conduct and that is why they were asked to leave those churches," Gillaspie said. Â But James Brown, a member of the local chamber of commerce and an acquaintance of Webb's, told Reuters: "Most of the people in town support Joanne." Â Sisemore said she wants to use this case to overturn obscenity laws in Texas and other states. Â The Godfatha of Soul and wifebeater on side Quote
HRoark Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Another reason not to visit or move to that shithole. Quote
bunglehead Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 I don't know if we should let/force all of Texas to secede. I bought some really great guitar pickups from there. Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 So which part has the pickups? Maybe we can lop off the eastern part. Quote
bunglehead Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Yeah, that's okay. Lop off the bottom and Amarillo. I heard somewhere once that Texas has more convicted felons per capita than any other state. If this is true, we should wave ADIOS!! Quote
minx Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 we could call Mexico and tell them that we have realized that they won at the alamo so it's only fair that they take texas But banning vibrators in TX could have some interesting electoral consequences - is there a vibrator constituency  yes and we'll be holding our next fundraiser this saturday at the castle superstore nearest you Quote
bunglehead Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 we could call Mexico and tell them that we have realized that they won at the alamo so it's only fair that they take texas But banning vibrators in TX could have some interesting electoral consequences - is there a vibrator constituency  yes and we'll be holding our next fundraiser this saturday at the castle superstore nearest you  Now this is the kind of politics I like!! I'll be there! Quote
vegetablebelay Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 We've got so many dumbass liberals here that I'm sure Texas and a bunch of other states think Western Washington should be lopped off and sold to Canada. Quote
Dru Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 We've got so many dumbass liberals here that I'm sure Texas and a bunch of other states think Western Washington should be lopped off and sold to Canada. Â we'd only take Washington and Oregon if you gave us Hawaii and Alaska too. but hey, free trade, you can have PEI. Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 11, 2004 Posted February 11, 2004 We've got so many dumbass liberals here that I'm sure Texas and a bunch of other states think Western Washington should be lopped off and sold to Canada. And you probably are right. Quote
JoshK Posted February 12, 2004 Posted February 12, 2004 What is the overall shortest state in the nation? Texas. What is the overall fattest state in the nation? Texas. Â Those short, fat, small dicked texans are just jealous of vibrators. It's that simple. Quote
klenke Posted February 12, 2004 Posted February 12, 2004 (edited) Scatturd, I am half Texan and I've just got one thing to say to you: Don't mess with Texas. Â Josh: Edited February 12, 2004 by klenke Quote
JoshK Posted February 12, 2004 Posted February 12, 2004 Hey, the short and fat statistics are true! Â The conclusion, however, is all mine. Quote
klenke Posted February 12, 2004 Posted February 12, 2004 The fat: yes, especially Houston. The short: actually, probably Texan men are bigger and taller than the normal city slicker cuz they eat all that protein food called BEEF and...pfffft...BEANS. Quote
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