scott_harpell Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 me and my buddy are making some posters for our christian liberal arts school. here's one idea... there are many many more... Lil? Stevie: Mommy? Why did God make fake fossils? Stevie?s Mommy: That?s an easy one. To make sure that all scientists go to ?H-E-double hockey sticks? sweetie! www.causeJerryFalwelltoldmeso.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 (edited) . Edited June 8, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Hey that link doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 It's a good question - Why DID God make fake fossils? How does the Holy Ghost measure up against Ron Jeremy? When Christ turned water into wine, was it some quality stuff or Carlo Rossi box wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 How does the Holy Ghost measure up against Ron Jeremy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Official answer: To test your faith. Unofficial answer: He was fucking with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted February 10, 2004 Author Share Posted February 10, 2004 Ever think you might be going to the wrong school? no kidding. I went there on a track scholarship and now that I am not in track, I am too far in to transfer without having to go another year extra. I dont really wanna spend the time/$$$$$$$$ just to go to another institution. I only have a few more months left anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 According to the Onion, the Catholic Church is phasing out the "Holy Ghost" from the holy trinity. It may increase membership to remove a concept that no one understand. It will be known from here on as the "Holy Duo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 is that like the dynamic duo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurthicks Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 or the incredibly gay duo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Ever think you might be going to the wrong school? Maybe you like the attention. . . Yeah. Maybe. How about one (black, of course) that says, "God is dead. - Nietzsche" and "Nietzsche is dead. - God". That'll slay 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thadsboner Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 or the incredibly gay duo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 wonder twin powers "ACTIVATE"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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