allthumbs Posted December 31, 2003 Posted December 31, 2003 yo mama so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?' Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Yo mamma is so fat, people use her for shade at the beach. Quote
gnibmilc Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 yo mama so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?' Â your mother smells so bad your dad thinks about beating her like she stole something in his fantastic hope that he might kill the stench. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 1, 2004 Author Posted January 1, 2004 gnibmilc, yo mama so dumb when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too." Quote
klenke Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Taken from my Carlin tape: "Anyone can have bad breath, Martha, but yours could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon." Quote
Lars Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Quote
Lars Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. Quote
Lars Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes. Quote
Lars Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. Quote
Lars Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Yo mama's so fat, when trask was done having sex with her, he had to roll over twice just to get off of her. Quote
Lars Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. Quote
Dan_Harris Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Honk, Honk!!! yo mama so dumb she thinks the Mexican border pays rent. Quote
Thadsboner Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 yur so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper Quote
klenke Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 yo mama so fat, if you go near her, you go into orbit around her. Quote
willstrickland Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Â Yo mama so fat, when she broke her leg gravy poured out. Â Yo mama so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks. Â yo mama so fat, she leave stretch marks on the bathtub. Quote
klenke Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Yo mama so fat, she pulls comets right outta the Oort Cloud. Quote
willstrickland Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Yo mama so fat, when she cross the street cars look out for her! Â Yo mama so fat, when I climbed on top I burned my ass on the light bulb. Â Yo mama so fat, she's the same height standing up as laying down. Quote
klenke Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Yo mama so ugly, God slaps Himself in shame. Quote
Dru Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 yo mama so stupid she thought liposuction was what she gave yer old man Quote
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