If you were the last person on Earth...

[vegetablebelay]

I'd probably go to a few more pubeclubs.

[catbirdseat]

So if you continued to climb, you would have no audience for whom to chestbeat?

 

I've thought about this nudist license thing and decided that it probably wouldn't be a good thing, UNLESS the licensing authorities were to deny licenses to those who are fat or ugly.

[burgersling]

I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.

[cluck]

I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license?

[burgersling]

Up their bumhole.

[sk]

cluck said:

I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license?

mine would be tattooed on my ass

[Bronco]

burgersling said:

I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.

 

What's stopping you now, champ? Can't find your needle nose pliers?

[Ursa_Eagle]

Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

cluck said:

I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license?

mine would be tattooed on my ass

 

"Excuse me ma'am, I'll have to see that license again."

[allthumbs]

I'd stretch my dick till it'd fit in my ass.

[sk]

Ursa_Eagle said:

Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

cluck said:

I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license?

mine would be tattooed on my ass

 

"Excuse me ma'am, I'll have to see that license again."

I think it would be cool to moon the cop

[burgersling]

Bronco said:

burgersling said:

I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.

 

What's stopping you now, champ? Can't find your needle nose pliers?

 

I'm busy stickin you mamma this afternoon. She likes the needle dick

[Bronco]

burgersling said:

Bronco said:

burgersling said:

I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.

 

What's stopping you now, champ? Can't find your needle nose pliers?

 

I'm busy stickin you mamma this afternoon. She likes the needle dick

 

Is that you dad?

[Necronomicon]

For once, I make a serious, climbing related post, and you fucking douche bags have to trash it into Spray.

[allthumbs]

Tu madre es puta y pendeja.

 

[catbirdseat]

Supposing there was such a thing as a nudist's license. What would the application look like? I mean, what sort of questions would they ask you?

[Paul_K]

catbirdseat said:

Supposing there was such a thing as a nudist's license. What would the application look like? I mean, what sort of questions would they ask you?

 

1. Do you bear any resemblance to Trask?

 

If yes, please do not complete the rest of the form, and please keep clothed at all times. Covering your face would also be a good idea.

[allthumbs]

Paul, you are an incalculably gruesome lackey and a hopeless, stench-emitting sub-literate simpleton cock sucker.

[ScottP]

catbirdseat said:

No, I would go in search for a woman, because I wouldn't believe I was the last one on earth.

 

I have always been under the assumption you were a guy.

 

[chelle]

burgersling said:

I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.

 

 

So what are you going to do after that first 10 minutes.

[burgersling]

ehmmic said:

burgersling said:

I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.

 

So what are you going to do after that first 10 minutes.

 

Necrophilia on your carcass

[sk]

ehmmic said:

burgersling said:

I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.

 

 

So what are you going to do after that first 10 minutes.

[scrambler]

Yeah, sex would suck then. I suppose you could go on the hunt for some killer psychedelics, maybe some DMT. Hell, for that matter, since you wouldn't be hurting anyone but yourself, you could do anything. Then, once you realized the futility of the situation, well maybe a shot of something for a trip to the dark side of the moon (where the dead live).

[scott_harpell]

ScottP said:

catbirdseat said:

No, I would go in search for a woman, because I wouldn't believe I was the last one on earth.

 

I have always been under the assumption you were a guy.